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sabriinaaxkaulitz
posted a quote
September 5, 2009 11:05pm UTC

Well, here's how it goes ;
there’s a l w a y s that boy ,
we’ll n e v e r call our own.
there’s always that time,
w e all f e e l alone .
_______` there’s always that week,
that seems like the -> w o r s t ;
and there’s a l w a y s t h a t g i r l
that gets to him first.
but there’s always that friend,
that’s a-l-w-a-y-s by your s-i-d-e-.
that b o y you can t a l k ♥ t o,
that always g i v e s y o u p r i d e .
there’s a l w a y s that d a y ; ;
when you can take on the world.
and t h e r e ’ s a l w a y s t h a t boy,
who’d be proud to call you his girl.

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madelana729
posted a quote
July 25, 2009 5:47pm UTC

:: i a b s o l u t e l y l o v e ::
horrormovies&rollercoasters
» b e c a u s e they're t e r r i f y i n g, «
but i know they'll never hurt me;
a t l e a s t n o t l i k e y o u d i d <|3

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XxGohdeexX
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 11:35am UTC

Well its no secret
that the best thing about a secret is
s e c r e t l y | t e l l i n g *
someone your secret thereby adding
A x N x O x T x H x E x R
secret to your secret collection of secrets
secretly.
spongebob<33

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Minnie0929
posted a quote
July 29, 2009 11:53pm UTC

My brother sxmxaxcxkxexd me in the arm.
I didn't appreciate it;
So I chucked my flip flop at him.
It felt good.

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Minnie0929
posted a quote
July 30, 2009 1:07am UTC

Boy;
I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.
Girl;
You wear pants don't you?

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WittyStuffB
posted a quote
March 17, 2009 9:58pm UTC

What the hell was God thinking?
Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
their crotches monthly. That seems fair.

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ninsterrr
posted a quote
February 21, 2009 5:39pm UTC

i hated going to weddings.
all the grandmas would poke me
and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
when i started doing it to them at
f u n e r a l s .
not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?

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musicgirl917
posted a quote
February 27, 2009 2:57pm UTC

WSHG
we stalk hot guys
care to join our organization?
the FBI is pretty jelous :)

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simplelovexx
posted a quote
July 3, 2009 10:26am UTC

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taylorlaunterfanjb25
posted a quote
July 1, 2009 1:24pm UTC

Looks like someone went shopping at
AbercrombieandBitch
today.
=)

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way2kl4ubutily
posted a quote
June 30, 2009 3:17pm UTC

When I was younger, I didnt know I lived in a mansion.
Then i went to a friends house and was like..oh.
-Paris Hilton
Like yesterday, I didn't know Paris Hilton had friends.
Then I read this quote and was like...oh.
-Me
***Haha no offense to those of you who love Paris.

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applejacks10000
posted a quote
July 6, 2009 7:39pm UTC

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3oh3_is_my_life
posted a quote
July 25, 2009 3:06am UTC

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Audrey_oxoxo_x3
posted a quote
July 23, 2009 12:04pm UTC

&& Last Night;;
i spent the night crying.
and squeezing my teddy bear.
----> as hard as i could <----
my best friend came over,
and tried to make me feel better
about what had happened.
____________
HAHAH OH WAIT,
i hope you don't think this about you, boy.
____________
no no no, sweetie,
i got my wisdom teeth taken out.
you're not worth all that. (:
like it? or is it lame?

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Everlong
posted a quote
July 21, 2009 10:32pm UTC

:: &sothenhesaid ::
I want to sleep with you :]
. . . W H A T ? !
NO NO NO! I meant, I want to actually sleep.
You know, sleep, like [ catch some Z's ]
w i t h y o u : )
Erm, uh, well . . . why? o.O
You're so [warm]&[cuddly]&[soft]
Why do you think I hug you so much?
And, besides, I would love for you to be
♥ ♥ ♥ the last person I see
the last scent I breathe ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ and the last sound I hear
right before I go to sleep && probably
d r e a m o f y o u

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__cityofangels
posted a quote
July 20, 2009 12:41pm UTC

a
shot to
kill the pain
a pill to drain the
shame a purge to stop the
gain a cut to break the vein. a
smoke to ease
the crave a
drink to win
t h e g a m e
an addiction's
an addiction
because it always hurts the same
[ live above the influence ]
*iconator*

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x3_never_let_go
posted a quote
July 22, 2009 4:39pm UTC

Abortion
6 weeks old today mommy
A birthday gift for me
A pair of big blue eyes
Through one day I will see
Where are we mommy
With rain splashing down
When it hits the sidewalk
It makes a funny sound
Bang through the big white doors
People dressed in green
If they hurt you mommy
Just run away and scream
Help me mommy
They’re tearing me apart
There goes my big blue eyes
There goes my little heart
I love you mommy believe me I do
But the worst thing is
I thought you loved me too.
*fave if agaisnt abortion .=[

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brun3tt3xthtsxmee
posted a quote
July 21, 2009 10:09pm UTC

Dear Jacob,
I win.
Sincerely, Edward
Dear Edward,
I'm sleeping with your
daughter tonight.
Haha, Jacob
haha. not mine, saw it on iconator.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX
posted a quote
July 25, 2009 7:38pm UTC

*Sitting In The Car, In The Parking Lot*
We see a police car going full speed, with it's siren extremely loud and lights flashing.
- - - - - - - - - -
Me:
*Just Watches*
Ryan:
"Dude probably wants a damn donut or something."
...ahahaha! i love you bud! x]

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