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mustaches_
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February 13, 2012 8:24pm UTC

me: who wants to be my valentine?
world: *silence*
me: okay now let's not all shout at once

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 6:30pm UTC

RIP
to all the virginity that will be lost on Tuesday.

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MissAnna
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February 5, 2012 10:59pm UTC

DON'T CRY, I KNOW,
YOU'RE TRYING YOUR HARDEST.

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missJoxoxo
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February 5, 2012 8:05pm UTC

/(•)(•)\ l( • )( • )l
spongebob and patrick are watching you

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LilzaxX
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February 6, 2012 1:49pm UTC

Facebook:
Me:
"Just had an amazing time with my friends.Love you all!"
3 likes and 1 comment.
Popular girl:
"lol I just blinked!"
7783 likes and 1939 comments.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Dear Ceiling Fan,
if you could hold my weight, i'd never be bored again.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 4:29pm UTC

Pretty girl: omg, i am so ugly
Everyone: oh precious child, you are a gorgeous human being, you are God's gift to humanity, you wonderful creature
Me:omg, i am so ugly
235 people like this

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ThatsSoMeee
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February 6, 2012 4:34pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Jade672
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Answers.com
Open Question
I don't let my girlfriend use the bathroom.
I feel like pooping is very unladylike, so I don't allow her to do it. It's better if she
vomits it out, that way she looses weight a little aswell. A friend told me this is
morally wrong? is it?
I saw this, and I didn't know whether to laugh or be concerned.
nmf

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 2:26pm UTC

How to teleport:
-Choose the location you wish to teleport to
-Quickly drink a bottle of vodka
-Wake up in your bed, or desired location
:WARNING:
-As in movies, you may feel sick after teleporting
-No guarantee that you will wake up where you intended to♥
thebrokensmile's format
quote credit to justanotherteen

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 2:39pm UTC

absolutely everything reminds me of him...
computers... he has a computer.
my cat.... he likes cats.
people with faces... he has a face.

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taytayx311
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 3:34pm UTC

Valentines Day isn't
even a real holiday,it's just an excuse for guys to treat
their girlfriends like princesses which is such bull
because that's the way it should be everyday of the
year.♥

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 7:29pm UTC

◈ ◈◈◈
◈◈◈Clse your eyes,
THE BEST KIND OFKISS IS THE UNEXPECTED, UNPLANNED ONES THAT COME NATURALLY LIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE...
format by neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

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Shawty123
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 3:14pm UTC

I just want to hug him.
Just to stand there with my arms around him
*His around me.*
My head on his chest listening to his heartbeat.
His chin resting on the top of my head.
Feeling each others body heat.
Focused on making the other happy.
Knowing that we both enjoy what we're doing.
Hugging.
Just hugging.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 4:20pm UTC

I Tell Myself
I'm done with you, but then a smile spreads across my face
when I see that I have a new message from you & I don't hesitate to reply

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 2:25pm UTC

Smart girls open their mind,
easy girls open their legs,
and foolish girls open their hearts.

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amoisttowelette
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Sometimes, when I'm bored, I sit in the corner of my kitchen and pretend to be a crumb.

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January 20, 2012 6:30pm UTC

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That awkward distance
of deciding whether or not to hold the door for someone.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 5:36pm UTC

How I see dogs:
Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labradore.
How I see cats:
cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365
format by ThatsSoMeee :)

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