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  1. TheGirlWhoDared TheGirlWhoDared
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Hey!
    Ok so for everyone who likes this,
    I will go on your profile,
    And write a nice
    Paragraph,
    Based on
    What I
    See
    On
    Your
    Profile!
    It may take
    Me a While,
    But I promice
    I will write one!
    Thank You!!!!!!!

  2. almostforever almostforever
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    I'll stop loving you
    when Harry Styles
    stops loving
    Louis Tomlinson

    format credit to OneDirection//my quote

  3. GoldenDarkness GoldenDarkness
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    I live
    at district 9 3/4 on P. Sherman 42, Wallaby Way, Narnia.
    In case you were wondering

    nmf

  4. foreverme1331 foreverme1331
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:53pm UTC
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    1) Press the 'Fave'' button
    2) Highlight The Numbers
    3) Press Ctrl and f
    4) Press 99 and see what happens (;
    nmq

  5. Lolax3 Lolax3
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Does February march?
    No , but April may.
    {♥} if you get it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Blondie_Miss Blondie_Miss
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Who Harry Styles is allowed to marry:
    g
    Me
    f
    Louis Tomlinson
    f
    nmq|format by the_An0nym0usXD

  8. wittyfromagirl wittyfromagirl
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    FAV if you slap your pockets to make sure you haven’t lost anything

  9. KristinaBrunicardi KristinaBrunicardi
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Imagine #1
    You and Liam are just messing around at home.
    You're singing to Rihanna.
    You sing "Oh, Na Na what's my name?"
    Liam wraps his arms around you
    and sings, "Oh, Na Na Mrs. Payne.."
    <3
    fave and follow if you think i should do a series(:

  10. abkamel* abkamel*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Why don't you love me!?
    Liam: You're not Danielle
    Louis: You're not Eleanor
    Harry: You're not Louis
    Niall: You're not food
    Zayn: You're not ME!
    nmf/nmq

  11. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    "Hi. I'm Josh Hutcherson"
    BOOM.
    PREGNANT.

  12. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    My celebrity crush seems to have forgotten to show up at our wedding.
    nmq/nmf
    followforfollow


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. DomoWorld DomoWorld
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    90% of people marry their 7-12th grade love.
    Ok it's official, I'm marrying 5 beautiful boys :]
    Fav if you get it..
    NMF

  15. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC
    My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
    Please fave this if you're not an old man.

  16. hisblueeyes hisblueeyes
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    directioners,
    would you still love one direction as much as you do if they were really ugly, and not as funny, but still had good music?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    "AND YOU CAN GET ALL THIS FOR ONLY $10.99!"
    + $45.99 shipping and handling

  19. Snowflakes113 Snowflakes113
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Speechless
    Chapter 16: Scott’s P.O.V.
    I left Darcy’s house and drove home, smiling. It was so easy to get him to break up with her. It took a little longer than I expected, but now he was but of the way. Now I could make a move on Darcy.
    Matt was a jerk, I’d been told a few stories about his rep with the ladies, and I didn’t want Darcy to get hurt. Or maybe that was just what I was telling myself to make me feel better about what I had done.
    I knew how happy Darcy was with Matt. But I wanted to be with her. And we should be together. Matt could never understand her like I could, could never completely relate to her. But I could.
    I could be exactly was she needed. She didn’t need him, she needed me.
    I smiled to myself as I pulled into my driveway, thinking how easy it was to manipulate them so I could be with Darcy. I think that stupid story about how “me and my normal girlfriend didn’t work out” really sold it. That story was completely improvised on the spot.
    He ended it just in time for me to take Darcy to the dance, too. Perfect, I thought.
    It wouldn’t be hard to convince Darcy to go with me. I wasn’t that big into dances, but I knew Darcy wanted to go. It’s not like we can hear the music, so I just didn’t see the point in going. But it would be the perfect way to make Darcy fall for me. Either way it wouldn’t be difficult; that day I walked her home when she first told Matt about being deaf it seemed as though she was drawn to me. It was obvious there was an attraction between us from the minute we met, but Matt got in the way. Now that I had gotten rid of him, nothing could stop me from getting what I wanted. Nothing could stop me from being with Darcy.
    * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
    Matt’s P.O.V.
    I woke up with a massive pounding in my head and my stomach in knots. The sun poured through the windows and I was temporarily blinded.
    I squeezed my eyes shut and opened them halfway to see that I was in John’s house. I was draped over the couch in his living room, shirt off, beer bottle in my hand. I was glad I had told my parents I was staying at John’s; they would’ve killed me if I hadn’t come home last night. The room was spinning.
    I dropped the bottle and let it crash into pieces on the hardwood floor as I stumbled into the bathroom, falling over and heaving at the toilet.
    I groaned loudly and sat down, squeezing my head between my knees.
    I looked over and saw John sprawled out in his bathtub. I laughed and threw a random shoe that I found on the floor at him.
    His eyes shot open as he floundered his arms shouting, “What?”
    I laughed, which brought the sick feeling back to my stomach and I turned around and threw up again. I couldn’t remember how much I drank last night, or anything I had done, and I wasn’t sure I wanted to know.
    “Rough night, Matty cakes?” He laughed, getting up and splashing his face with cold water from the sink.
    “I don’t even remember half of it, man. “ I replied before throwing up again.
    “Not surprised, man. You drank more than I’ve ever seen you drink before.”
    “Please tell me I didn’t do anything too stupid.”
    “I don’t know, sorry bro. I was preoccupied Lindsey all night.” He wiggled his eyebrows and I rolled my eyes.
    After twenty minutes of searching, I found my phone in John’s refrigerator. I decided I didn’t want to know how that happened. The only difference from before I got too drunk to function correctly was that I had one sent text and one new text.
    The new text was from Emma. Thanks for last night (; I missed the old you
    My stomach felt queasy all over again. I didn’t want to think about it for now and checked the text I sent. It was sent to Darcy. I was horrified. What would I have said to Darcy when I was drunk and heartbroken? And what did I do with Emma?

  20. dakotashine dakotashine
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 10:37am UTC
    Talking to your crush
    Expectation- Hey sexyyy
    Reality-hey i just met you and this is crazy but get in my van cause i have candy

:)

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