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  1. JustTheseQuotes JustTheseQuotes
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    Being male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter of choice. -Drake
    format: jayciecutie01

  2. Maddie_8 Maddie_8
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Your birth year (last two numbers)
    +
    Your age
    Fave If you get "111"

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Lazy Rule:
    Can't reach it, don't need it.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    "Was that lightning?"
    No... they are taking pictures for Google Earth.

  5. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    In class: 1+1=2
    Exam: John has four apples and gives one away. Calculate the masss of the sun.

  6. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 4:02am UTC
    me: i think i'm gonna go to sleep now
    tv: lol but good shows are on
    iPod: sleep? is that a new app?
    sleeping position: lol i'm not gonna be comfortable
    mind: what's the meaning of life though?
    temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold
    noises: oh, you said be louder? okay.
    body: lol time for itches
    person i like: hey

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 10:43am UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    "Are you single?"
    "Nope, I'm plural."

  8. rissa7373 rissa7373
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    Normal person flirting:
    "Hey, baby. ♥ What's going on?(;"
    Me flirting:
    "Your face, I like that."

  9. smileforthecamera282 smileforthecamera282
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    My girlfriend thinks I a m a
    p e o d o f i l e
    But what does she know? Shes only 6
    i l a u g h e d s o h a r d.

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    Listen when they’re angry;
    That’s when the truth comes out.
    format by jimmy365

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    I'm not lazy.
    I'm just highly motivated to not do anything.

    format by jimmy365

  12. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    When a boy cries, you know
    something serious happened or he is an AMAZING faker.

  13. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    You think that suicide is the only option left for you? Wrong. Suicide is a permanent solution for temporary problems. The problems that you have now won't last forever. Why do you want to do it? Is it that you think nobody would care? That the world would be a better place without your presence? You are wrong. You never know who you were supposed to become. What if you were destined to grow up to be an inspirational person who helps millions? Don't throw away what could be. Are you thinking about anybody but yourself in this? Have you thought about your poor parents? They will be broken, forever. They will never be the same. They will blame themselves. They will wonder what they did wrong. They will hate themselves. They will carry the pain of your death with them wherever they go. Think about your friends. The ones who love you exactly the way you are. Think about the pain they will feel when they hear the news. They will collapse on the floor in tears. The tears will not stop, the tears will never stop. Do you want to do that to them? Everyone you ever talked to will die daily. They will be forced to bear the pain of knowing that they couldn't help you enough. The guilt will drive them to hate themselves. Just seeing your name somewhere will cause them to break down. Think about your classmates, the kids you have gone to school with since you were little. The kids you thought hated you? They will hate themselves instead. They will blame themselves. Maybe they shouldn't have picked on you, maybe they shouldn't have joked around with you. Were they the reason you decided to take your own life? The pain will be undying. The guilt will consume them alive. Your classmates won't be able to hold back the tears when they see your empty chair in the classroom. Do you really want to spread the pain your feeling into the hearts of anyone you've ever known? By killing yourself, you would be leaving everyone broken, hurting. Everybody you thought didn't care? They all care more than you can believe. What if you were someones reason for living? Now, they have no hope left, you destroyed them. Are you willing to do that to someone you care about? Are you willing to ruin their lives because you couldn't think of any other solution to your problems? The only answer is suicide? No. Suicide is contagious, you never know whose life you could be taking along with yours. Are you willing to risk someone else's life? Your friends, your family, your future family. Those siblings that copy your every move now, look up to you. Do you want them to follow you into the darkness? There are people out there fighting to keep their lives, don't waste yours. There are other options, always.

  14. Iwishyouweremine Iwishyouweremine
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 8:53pm UTC
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  15. Iwishyouweremine Iwishyouweremine
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Imagine Oprah as president,
    It'd be like, YOU GET A JOB! AND YOU GET A JOB! AND YOU AND YOU!
    EVERYBODY GETS A JOB!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. leahkeenan1610 leahkeenan1610
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    i hate when your whispering something to someone and they say it outloud.and your like.. the whole point i whispered it was because i didnt want to say it outloud -__-

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