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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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Cammie
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 9:07pm UTC

I can't help but be lazy..
It walks in the family.

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yourcool
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May 2, 2013 6:25pm UTC

if anne hathaway doesn't say "anne hatharrived"
every time she walks into a room she's wasting a great opportunity.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 8:17pm UTC

I want to find the male version of me.
That would be epic.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 12:41pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
That horrible moment
when you realize 2007 was six years ago.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 12:38pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Thank you, warning label.
I was just about to take this lamp in the shower with me.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 12:53pm UTC

me: *drops food on the floor*
germs: hey, food, let's go get it.
king germ: wait.
king germ: we must wait 5 seconds.
king germ: it is the rule.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 3:07pm UTC

I like staying up at unhumanly hours, but I also like getting 12 hours of
sleep. Do you see my problem?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 12:52pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
That awesome moment
when someone has already typed in the exact questions for your homeowrk on YahooAnswers.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 2:51pm UTC

UK Grading System:
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34 F
US Grading System:
100-93 A
92-90 A-
89-86 B+
85-83 B
82-80 B-
79-77 C+
76-74 C
73-70 C-
69-67 D+
67-65 D-
64-0 F
UK-1, America-0

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 1:47pm UTC

Have you ever tried going down the stairs
on all fours? Don't.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 3:28pm UTC

Apparently you can't have problems if
you're not a starving African child.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC

imagine
reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 4:39pm UTC

Things that should be less expensive
-Plane tickets
-Whole, natural foods
-Gas
-Workout clothes
-Phone bills
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive
-Processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
-Cigarettes
-Alcohol

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 2:26pm UTC

How do people even invent math stuff? Like, who the f.uck was sitting
around a hundred years ago or whatever and thought to themselves, "You know what we need? Negative exponents."

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 6:36pm UTC

What if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume?
It would be like a traveling concert.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 2:43pm UTC

What if 911 called you?
"Hello, this is 911. You have an emergency. I can sense it."

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 4:34pm UTC

Once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her
mom and her mom said, "I'm on my way. Traffic is just slow." and my friend said, "Mom, I called the house phone."

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