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ericaa05
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Delivery Guy: delivery for Josh Nickles.
Josh: thank you, have a nice day!
Delivery Guy: don't tell me what to do...
best show ever.

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AustinH
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November 24, 2012 12:26am UTC

The most painful thing to see is when tears roll down someone’s face and they’re completely silent.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 12:04am UTC

i'm waiting for the day that
someone opens up a mens underwear store called "Victor's Secret".

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 12:06am UTC

apple should change Siri's
voice to Morgan Freeman's voice.

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Delicate*
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 12:59am UTC

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Black Friday.
That one day a year,
where it's perfectly acceptable to have a murderous stampede in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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nmf

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ericaa05
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 8:20pm UTC

BLACK FRIDAY:
waiting hours in line to get new things on sale...
the day after we claimed to be thankful for what we already have.
nmf

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Brittasdfghjkl
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 12:02am UTC

*LALALALALALALALALALALALA*
^^What Goes On In My Mind, When Peoplle Tell Me A Lie I Already Know The Truth About.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 12:31am UTC

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How come black Friday
starts on Thursday?
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nmf

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 12:04am UTC

"Hey i found this
app
where it makes me
look ugly"
its called a camera.
format by sandrasaurusB

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andyy
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 10:57pm UTC

just an idea:
Start off 2013 with an empty jar and fill it with notes about good things that happen to you through the year. On new years eve, empty it and look back on all of the amazing things that happened that year.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 9:28pm UTC

i hate bugs that fly,
jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, and all that sh/t.

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Emberlullaby
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 8:33pm UTC

Winter things I love #1
Abc Family's 25 days of Christmas

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 8:53pm UTC

"My name is Obama, I got rid of Osama,
now there's no more drama. Word to ya
mama."

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soccertrack
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 8:48pm UTC

Math textbooks are the only
place where Aaron,
Muhammad, Sha'niqua, Juan,
and Li go to the store to buy
something together.

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StephanieC
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 8:30pm UTC

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. -

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Johanna Mason*
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 8:42pm UTC

*convo with a bully*
Bully: I have nails and I know how to use them.
Me: I have teeth and I know how to use them.
Bully: I have a broom and I can wack you with it.
Me: I have a foot. You have balls. I think we have a clear winner here.
Bully: *Waddles away*

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ChocoTaco
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November 11, 2012 9:10pm UTC

click to see this quote

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polinaagoldberg*
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 9:18pm UTC

What the teacher says: Must be 3-5 sentences
What I hear: Must be 3 sentences

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cristymusicluver
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November 11, 2012 9:03pm UTC

shout out to those awesome quotes that get less than 10 faves

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