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  1. Mollyyy Mollyyy
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    Even if you fall on your face;
    You're still moving forward.
    NMF

  2. Lulu1996 Lulu1996
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    R.I.P
    AMY WINEHOUSE

  3. Melisa Melisa
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    I CHANGED ,
    ALL MY PASSWORDS TOO
    INCORRECT . BEACUSE ; IF I GET IT WRONG
    MY COMPUTER, WILL REMIND ME.

  4. SLERP SLERP
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    Go ahead and call her fat.....In a few years she'll be skinnier than you
    Go ahead and make fun of her acne....In a few years it'll be perfect, not yours
    Go ahead and call her a nerd....In a few years you'll be working for her
    Go ahead and make fun of her braces....In a few years you'll need them when she doesn't
    Go ahead and make fun of her frizzy hair....In a few years you'll be balding, not her
    Go ahead and tell her she's talentless...In a few years she'll be a popstar
    Go ahead, just go ahead, cause in a few years
    None of it will matter

  5. xoxomaddie17 xoxomaddie17
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    I always tend to think that the noise of the fireworks are really gun-shots.
    <3xoxomaddie17

  6. PrincessAlexyss PrincessAlexyss
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 3:53pm UTC
    cry over cuts ;&& stitches not slutts ;&& b*tchs

  7. HeHasMyHeartt HeHasMyHeartt
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2010 9:38am UTC
    When I was in 3rd grade
    A boy came up to me and asked if he could borrow a pencil.
    We became best friends, but he moved away in sixth grade.
    There I was, studying in the library in college.
    when a guy whispered, "Can I borrow a pencil?"
    I looked up, and it was him. We've been dating ever since.

  8. becca95lx4 becca95lx4
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    to players, we're hot.
    to perverts, we're sexy.
    to adults, we're cute.
    to relatives, we're adorable.
    to dumbasses, we're fine.
    to each other, we're pretty.
    to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
    to the right guys, we're beautiful.
    but to ourselves,
    w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

  9. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  10. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 6:37pm UTC
    BOOKS
    CUTE NOTES
    RAIN
    LONGNIGHTS
    WARMTH
    BIGSWEATERS
    YUMMY
    FOOD
    INTERESTING
    PEOPLE//
    SUNRISES
    FRIENDS
    ALL THE SMALL THINGS
    LAUGTER
    CUTE GUYS
    CREATIVITY
    GOOD MOVIES
    CHOC OLATE
    I C E CREAM
    {INSPIR --ATION}
    HOB BIES
    EXPLOR -ATION
    WEEK ENDS
    CA KE
    LYRICS THAT
    MEAN SOMETHING
    »CARDS«
    FORT UNES
    GLAS -SES
    CAN DLES
    FRESH BAKED
    GOOD JOKES
    FRI} {ENDS
    HAPPY ENDINGS
    FEEL INGS
    CATCHY //TUNES
    GO OD
    MU SIC

    HIS VOICE
    SNOW DAYS
    GUITARS
    BUTTER
    -FLIES
    TEA
    ACCEPTANCE
    GAMES
    SEASONS
    MYTH
    ART
    STICKEY
    NOTES
    YOURSELF

  11. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC
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  12. kiwi145623 kiwi145623
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 5:08pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. lovehurts_14 lovehurts_14
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    SAVE A WHISTLE,
    BLOW A LIFEGUARD.
    (;

  15. iL0v3jbf iL0v3jbf
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 4:58pm UTC
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  16. allilovee allilovee
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    Imagine
    all the things that have happened in the exact spot your sitting this moment, over billions and billions of years...

  17. paulinacheer12 paulinacheer12
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    I Hate 16 & Pregnant,
    I'm 15 With Cancer ,
    Where's My T.V Show?
    -not mine nmf

  18. SoccerGirl1027 SoccerGirl1027
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    i named my ipad
    "The Titanic" so now every time i plug it into my computer it will say "the titanic is syncing" ♥
    nmf

  19. BrownEyesBlackEyeliner BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    IF YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR;
    -----------------------------------------------------
    and don't like what you see;
    YOU CAN FIND OUT FIRST-HAND;
    -----------------------------------------------------
    what it's like to be me.

  20. Lalalalaurenx3 Lalalalaurenx3
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    Seeing your other two best friends on facebook in pictures and thinking;
    *Glad to know I was invited.*

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