"Four years ago, when I was 18,
I noticed that my front window is very
reflective so i was pretending to dive
in slow motion and shoot dual pistol style.
Suddenly a really hot girl walked past
and I was startled and fell over. Embarrassed,
I waited for a little bit and then stood up.
As I stood up I saw her slowly shooting an
imaginary rifle from behind a car.
We then proceeded to do this for 10 minutes
until she did an extremely dramatic death
She wasn't getting up so I went outside to meet her.
Once I got to where she was, there was nothing
but a piece of paper with a mobile number on it.
Today, we are getting married."
<3