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mrobins621

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Member Since: 7 Jun 2011 03:58pm

Last Seen: 28 Dec 2014 01:07pm

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  1. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    La Da Di Da Dee
    We like to party

  2. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    Only when the last tree has died
    and the last river been poisoned
    and the last fish been caught
    we will realize we cannot eat money.

  3. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    Two days ago my boyfriend of two years broke up with me
    I cried until my eyes were dry and my face was numb
    This morning my 4 year old sister came into my room and said "I know what I want to be when I grow up"
    I said "Holly, I know, you want to be a rock star"
    She said "no, I changed it"
    I then said "Oh yeah? What do you want to be?"
    She said that she wanted to be a doctor
    So she can fix my
    b.r.o.k.e.n h.e.a.r.t
    Family will always be there

  4. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 12:25am UTC
    when I'm bored
    nobody texts me
    but when im busy
    my phone blows up.

  5. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 6:18pm UTC
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    I wish my friend's houses
    were connected
    to mine via
    secret tunnels
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

  6. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 2:36pm UTC
    DON'T BOTHER
    PUTTING YOUR HAND
    OVER MY MOUTH TO
    SHUT ME UP
    I will lick you

  7. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 12:12am UTC
    Love
    ONE ANOTHER,
    BUT MAKE NOT
    A BOND OF
    LOVE
    LET IT RATHER BE
    A MOVING SEA
    BETWEEN THE SHORES
    OF YOUR SOULS.
    <3

  8. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    Dress for success,
    to impress,
    and to make your ex
    want to kick himself
    for ever
    letting you go.

  9. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 1:57pm UTC
    BE YOU
    (tiful).

  10. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 1:54pm UTC
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  11. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 12:47am UTC
    me: hi.
    FAMILY:
    OMG SHECAMEOUTOFHERROOMLOLOL
    me: bye.

  12. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    Just think...
    If one small, little thing didn't happen...
    You wouldn't have even known
    his name.

  13. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    [Me without you is like]
    a sneaker without laces
    a geek without braces
    asentencewithoutspaces
    Me without you is like
    salt without pepper
    steppin without a stepper
    Me without you is like
    a [{microphone}] without a singer
    a bee without a stinger
    churchbells without a ringer
    Because
    Me and you are like
    Lilo and stitch
    Abercrombie and Fitch
    mac and cheese
    thank you and please
    Easter and bunnies
    Sleeping and dreams
    cookies and cream
    scones and jam
    green eggs and ham
    PB & J
    I'll never go away
    no matter what you say
    I'm here to stay
    You and me are best friends forever
    we'll always stick together
    and never say never
    forever and ever
    <3

  14. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    DON'T BE RIDICULOUS,
    SWEET DARLING
    IT'S SO UNLIKE YOU
    TO BE BLUE
    YOU HAD THEM THE
    MOMENT YOU WALKED IN
    Oh EVERYONE'S
    ROOTING
    JUST FOR YOU.

  15. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    I hate you,
    and then I love you.
    It's like I want to throw
    you off a cliff,
    then rush to the bottom
    to catch you.

  16. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    "I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK"
    "-no you can't, I have a tempurpedic mattress"

  17. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 11:48pm UTC
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  18. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 11:31pm UTC
    HE BROKE HER HEART
    SHE BROKE HIS X-BOX
    I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO CRIED HARDER.

  19. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    ...When someone says they have to...
    ask me a question
    I automatically think of all the bad things I've done recently...

  20. mrobins621 mrobins621
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    Today I went on
    Thesaurus. com
    and searched "Ninja's".
    The computer told me
    "Ninjas cannot be found".
    Well played, ninjas, well played.

:)

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