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alexistheshorty
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 7:34pm UTC

If you take the vowels out of BOYS (including y)
you get BS
If you take the vowels out of of FEMALE
you get FML
♥
~Kayla Vay

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alexistheshorty
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 9:15pm UTC

because you're the kind of guy who'd laugh at me,
when i fall, but help me up and whisper
"It's okay, I stil love you!!!"
♥

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alexistheshorty
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 9:05pm UTC

You know that feeling...
When you look at him and think,,,wow,I love him
but were just friends, or maybe when he looks at her
it hurts so much sometimes. when your in love with him
and he's in love with her, you love everything about him
and he loves everthing about her. you wasted all your
11:11 wishes on him you've kept it in for so long
no one knows how confused you are.
do you tell him how much you like him?
or do you keep it in as usual
It's confusing.....
or "it's complicated" is your answer when someone asks
you whats wrong when you look at them together
your eyes fill up with tears because you love him,
you love him so much, and sometimes you just wish he
Knew ♥

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alexistheshorty
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February 6, 2012 8:32pm UTC

I hope he asks me out on Valentines day!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥

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alexistheshorty
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February 6, 2012 8:19pm UTC

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alexistheshorty
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February 1, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Bi**h you ain't no Barbie I see you work at Arby's
Number 2, super-sized Hurry up I'm starving
Gnarly, radical, on the block I'm magical

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alexistheshorty
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 4:34pm UTC

~Do what makes you happy
~Be with who makes you smile
~Laugh as much as you breathe
~Love as long as you live
~♥~

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alexistheshorty
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January 23, 2012 4:46pm UTC

If i could reach up and gold up a star
for every time you've made me smile,
the entire evening sky would be
in the palm of my hand.
♥

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alexistheshorty
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January 23, 2012 4:36pm UTC

Though miles may lie between us
we are never far apart,
for friendship doesn't count miles
it's measured by the heart.
-♥-

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alexistheshorty
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January 23, 2012 6:14am UTC

That akward text conversation with your dad just because of auto correct:
Dad:Done all your homework?
Son:Nope i've been masturbating. Why is it so much fun?
Dad:Idk son, I used to have the same problem too when I was younger.
Son:Huh, I wonder if its just genetics.
Son:Wait.....I meant procrastinating
Dad:Well, this is akward.

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alexistheshorty
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January 23, 2012 6:04am UTC

Typing my name in different ways:
finger:alexis
thumb:alexis
nose:alexis
pinkie:alexis
face:qoldsxd4m
middle finger:alexis
toes:alexis
pinkie toe:ale3ecdi8sdw
teeth:skjleroijicxuiofsds
mouth:alxims
fast:alexis
medium:alexis
slow:alexis
LIKE A BOSS!

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alexistheshorty
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 11:01pm UTC

If i had a penny for everytime I thought of you i would be a millionare!! ♥

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alexistheshorty
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January 22, 2012 10:39pm UTC

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the cops!! :)

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alexistheshorty
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January 22, 2012 10:28pm UTC

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alexistheshorty
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January 22, 2012 10:18pm UTC

Look at the chart and say the COLOR not the word:
Yellow Blue Orange Black Red Green Purple Yellow
Red Orange Green Black Blue Red Purple Green
Blue Orange
Left-Right Conflict
The right side of your brain wants to say the color but the left side of your brain wants to say the word.
Comment if you could or couldn't!! ♥

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alexistheshorty
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 9:41pm UTC

Im not a perfect girl.
My hair doesn't always stay in place &
I spill things a lot. Im pretty clumsy &
sometimes I have a broken heart.
My friends & I somtimes fight &
maybe some days nothing goes right.
but when I think about it & take a step back.
I remember how amazing life truely is
& that maybe, just maybe, I like
being unperfect...
♥

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alexistheshorty
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January 22, 2012 9:20pm UTC

Positive Thought For The Day
When you feel that nobody loves you,
Nobody cares for you,
Everyone is ignoring you,
and people are jealous of you
You should really ask yourself.....
AM I TOOO SEXY??
♥♥

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January 22, 2012 9:12pm UTC

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January 22, 2012 7:48pm UTC

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alexistheshorty
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January 22, 2012 7:30pm UTC

Oh My God
Becky Look At
Her Butt!!
TUNECHI!
♥

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