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  1. orangemonkeys orangemonkeys
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    Reasons to have guys
    as friends:
    They don't start drama for no apparent reason. They won't tell anyone your secrets. They don't PMS and act super rude. They don't try to steal the guy you like. They aren't two-faced. They stick up for you no matter what. They'll give you their sweatshirt when you're cold. They'll cary you when you get hurt. And they just might fall in love with you.♥

  2. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    Giving someone a second chance,
    is like giving them another bullet for their gun, because they missed you the first time.

  3. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 10:30am UTC
    Favorite this if;
    you're no longer friends with someone
    you once called your bestfriend.

  4. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    BE CAREFUL WHO
    >> you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious. ♥

  5. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    that awkward moment when you
    make eye contact with someone like 5 times. ♥

  6. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    when a girl says I love you,
    she really does mean it.

  7. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    to everyone on Witty I don't talk to...
    ...hi

  8. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    If you have a good boyfriend
    don't make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made.

  9. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    Summer '12.
    who's excited? (: ♥

  11. ericaa05 ericaa05
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    5 faves for...
    1. birthday
    2. favorite color
    3. favorite band
    4. favorite song
    5. biggest fear
    6. crush
    7. favorite hobby
    8. favorite beverage
    9. favorite food
    10. favorite teacher
    11. favorite subject

  12. mystic_tatertot* mystic_tatertot*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 7:57pm UTC
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    It's a Mahomie thing<3

  13. jamielyn1220 jamielyn1220
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Drop everything now, meet me in the pouring rain kiss me on the sidewalk, take away the pain…

  14. LimitedEditionBarbie LimitedEditionBarbie
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    trust is like an eraser
    it gets smaller & smaller
    [after everymistake.. ] ♥

  15. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Today;
    (please read, long but worth reading)
    Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

  16. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    Long but worth while...i promise
    Her name was Abby
    She was only five
    This is what happened
    When she was alive
    Her dad was a drunk
    Her mom was an addict
    Her parents kept her
    Locked in an attic
    Her only friend
    was a little toy bear
    It was old and worn out
    And had patches of hair
    She always talked to it
    When no one's around
    She lays there and hugs it
    Not a peep of sound
    Until her parents
    unlock the door
    Some more and more pain
    She'll have to endore
    A bruise on her leg
    A scar on her face
    Why would she be
    In such a horrible place?
    But she grabs her bear
    And softly crys
    She loves her parents
    But they want her to die
    She sits in the corner
    Quiet but thinking,
    " God, why? Why is
    My life always sinking? "
    Such a bad life
    For a sad little kid
    She'd get beaten and beaten
    For anything she did
    Then one night
    Her mom came home high
    The poor child was hit and slapped
    As hours went by
    Then her mom suddenly
    Grabbed for a blade
    It was sharp and pointy
    One that she made
    She thrusted the blade
    Right in her chest,
    " You deserve to die
    You worthless pest! "
    The mom walked out
    Leaving the girl slowly dying
    She grabbed her bear
    And again started crying
    Police showed up
    At the small little house
    They quickly barged in
    Everything was as quiet as a mouse
    One officer slowly
    Opened a door
    To find the sad little girl
    Lying on the floor
    It must have been bad
    To go through so much harm
    But at least she died
    With her best friend in her arms
    Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

  17. GeorgiaMarie07 GeorgiaMarie07
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    You can't say "mmmm" for 7 seconds while holding your nose.
    fav if you just tried.

  18. ejlover27 ejlover27
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Dear cool people,
    They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
    Sincerely, Nerds

  19. Britaneym8 Britaneym8
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    "Can I copy your homework ?"
    " Yeah, but I don't think they're
    right ."
    "I don't care."

    format credit to Sandrasaurus

  20. rissa7373 rissa7373
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 8:52pm UTC
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