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alexistheshorty · 1 decade ago on quote 5172693
I shot a gangsta!

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alexistheshorty · 1 decade ago on quote 5064210
I killed George Washington in my room because I felt like it.
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alexistheshorty · 1 decade ago on quote 5062742
I hate a condom because I'm sexy
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alexistheshorty · 1 decade ago on quote 4955350
Probably longer than Kim Kardashians wedding....lol :)
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alexistheshorty · 1 decade ago on quote 4969585
No i just acted like it i used my fingers

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alexistheshorty · 1 decade ago on quote 2086347
I do and then people will still drink out my cup even tho im the only one that chews the straw im like really?!?
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alexistheshorty · 1 decade ago on quote 4946232
Love It!!

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:)

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