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1. your birth month
January- i ate
February- i beat up
March- i slapped
April- i killed
May- i kissed
June- i licked
July- i played with
August- i murdered
September- i found narnia with
October- i ate some pickles with
November- i wrote a song with
December- i showered with
2. your birth date
1- a spoon
2- a wagon
3- Selena Gomez
4- a bar of soap
5- a bowl of cereal
6- a fork
7- a flower
8- Snookie
9- a chocolate bar
10- George Washington
11- my goldfish
12- your mom
13-a fish
14- a toaster
15- your dad
16- your dog
17- a chicken
18- Justin Bieber
19- Jaden Smith
20- Willow Smith
21- a jacket
22- money 
23- french fries
24- a bagel
25- a car
26- pixie stix
27- a rooster
28- a police officer
29- my teacher
30- my bed
31- a baby
3. favorite color out of these
red- every day
green- in my basement
blue- in my room
pick a second..
purple- because i felt like it
orange- because my mom paid me to

mine: I killed a toaster in my basement because i felt like it.
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make-a-sentence... 1. your birth month January- i ate February-

3 faves · 7 comments · Feb 4, 2012 9:06pm

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EllieB123 · 1 decade ago
I slapped french fries because i felt like it
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alexistheshorty · 1 decade ago
I killed George Washington in my room because I felt like it.
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audreeyheeree · 1 decade ago
i murdered a bar of soap because i felt like it. hahah.
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Bananana2397 · 1 decade ago
I played with frenchfriea because I felt like it
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juliap1010 · 1 decade ago
I found Narnia with a bar of soap becuase I felt like it<333
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crazy4gymnastics2015 · 1 decade ago
i killed a bar of soap because my mom paid me 2.
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XxBroken_DreamxX · 1 decade ago
I ate money because i felt like it
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