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okay*
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September 28, 2013 4:10pm UTC

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves!
Just kidding, I don't really know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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okay*
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September 28, 2013 5:08pm UTC

"Did I invite you to my barbecue?"
"No.."
"Then why you all up in my grill?"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Live2Run2Live*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 10:09pm UTC

He's not my type.
But that just makes me want him more.

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Live2Run2Live*
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 11:42pm UTC

Hold me
P U L L M E J U S T A L I T T L E B I T C L O S E R, [x] [x] [x]
» I DON'T WANT
to lose this moment

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Live2Run2Live*
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 11:52pm UTC

I guess it's gonna have to hurt,
I guess I'm gonna have to cry;
And let go of some things I love,
To get to the other side.
//♥//

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Live2Run2Live*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 3:03pm UTC

I only have myself to blame for falling for your
stupid games.

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keiraaa
posted a quote
September 30, 2013 7:28pm UTC

Don't wait for the perfect moment.
Take the moment and make it perfect<3

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lost dreamer*
posted a quote
September 30, 2013 8:23pm UTC

♕
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& he loved me like
A princess BUT LEFT ME LIKE A PEASANT.

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midnightartist
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 2:52pm UTC

That moment when...
you are walking
behind a SLOW couple holding hands,
and have to resist kicking their Knuckles

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midnightartist
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 10:20pm UTC

He just told me how Much I Mean to Him!
❤

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Lmirela589
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 10:43am UTC

Oh, his eyes, his eyes make the stars look like they're not shinin'
His hair, his hair falls perfectly without his tryin' He's so beautiful
And I tell him everyday

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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永久*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 8:52am UTC

Am I the only one
who holds Shift instead of using CAPS LOCK
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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mads*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 6:56pm UTC

we were in the car and my dad was all like "if all the other kids jumped off a bridge would you"
and I was like "yeah cause there'd be a huge pile of bodies to land on"
and he started choking and almost swerved off the road

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mads*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 7:03pm UTC

during class
kid: how do canadians re-produce
teacher: they fill people sized molds with maple syrup and call upon the almighty moose god
to bring their souless form to life

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mads*
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 7:59pm UTC

On the bus
me: *something touches my toes*
me: that was very unpleasant
tristan: that was my knee
me: ...
tristyn: she wants the knee

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Papaute
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 9:26am UTC

mom: *calls my name*
me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
mom: hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where i'm sitting
me:

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Fay*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 9:26am UTC

S.C.H.O.O.L
Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
C.L.A.S.S
Come Late And Start Sleeping
F.I.N.A.L.S
F.ck,I Never Actually Learned Sh.t

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