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akp1015
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 2:08am UTC

you have
CAT
to be
KITTEN
me right
MEOW.

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akp1015
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 12:31am UTC

everyone says that "the grass is always greener on the other side".
but i believe, that if you don't compare your grass to anyone else's grass, then it will be the greenest dang grass you've ever seen.
:)

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akp1015
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 10:47pm UTC

I should be on the show "I Shouldn't Be Alive."
My wifi has been out for
A WEEK.
O_O

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akp1015
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 3:25pm UTC

In the mood to edit pictures.
So comment on this and I'll edit your profile picture for you. :)

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akp1015
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 7:47pm UTC

never apologize for having
high standards,
BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO REALLY WANT TO BE IN YOUR LIFE
{ will rise up to meet them. }

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akp1015
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 7:20pm UTC

Congratulations on being one of the
"cool kids" in high school.
Too bad about the rest of your life though...
"

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akp1015
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 8:10pm UTC

"sometimes it feels like the heart is no place to be singing from at all."

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akp1015
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 7:55pm UTC

Me: *comes downstairs for dinner*
My brother: You came out of your room?! That's a first for today. Oh, right, there's food here!
Me: *finishes dinner, goes back upstairs*
My brother: See you in about 20 hours! Tell your computer I said hi!
-_-

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akp1015
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 2:48am UTC

credittorunningislife
best prank ever:
1) freeze mentos into ice cubes.
2) put mento cubes into coke.
3) give to unsuspecting victim.
4) wait for the ice cubes to melt.
5) laugh hysterically when the drink explodes.
:D

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akp1015
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 2:40am UTC

DEAR SOCIETY:
I don't have pin-straight hair.
It's actually naturally wavy.
And I love it that way.
I haven't straightened it in over a year.
Don't like it?
Don't look at me.
I'm not gonna be fake just to be accepted.
And I'm definitely not going to apologize
FOR BEING ME.

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akp1015
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 6:19pm UTC

I have a fear of driving.
I know, it's pretty weird. I'm 15. I'm doing drivers ed and I have to get my license in January. I'm fine just being in a car when someone else drives, but every time I get behind the wheel I get so scared and anxious. And if I have to drive in a parking lot or anywhere near other cars, I will start crying and almost have a breakdown. I don't know what's wrong with me. My parents don't understand how serious it is, they always just tell me to "get over it". They are starting to make me drive every day to help me overcome it, but all it does it make it worse. I just don't know what to do. I've never known anyone else like this and I feel all alone.
If you read this, thank you. Just needed to vent...

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akp1015
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 7:27pm UTC

*when it's raining*
Some people: ugh I hate it when it rains
Some other people: yay! I love the rain!
Me: YOU JUST KNOCKED OUT MY INTERNET CONNECTION B*TCH

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akp1015
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 7:59pm UTC

when your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there...
all fat.

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akp1015
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 7:55pm UTC

Wish me luck in the Olympics.
Just kidding.
I'm on my fourth cupcake.

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akp1015
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 11:07pm UTC

Lately I've seen a lot of ads for Coca-Cola with Olympic athletes in them.
Now do they really expect us to believe that Olympic athletes drink soft drinks?!

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akp1015
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 9:41pm UTC

crying in the shower
SO NO ONE IN YOUR HOUSE CAN HEAR YOU.

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akp1015
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 1:17am UTC

sometimes, music just gets to me.
a beautiful piano part can make me cry, for no reason at all.

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akp1015
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 2:47am UTC

I hate getting ready for bed.
When I take off my mascara, it reminds me that my eyelashes are not perfect.
When I take out my contacts, it reminds me that my vision is not perfect.
When I put in my retainer, it reminds me that my teeth were not always perfectly straight.
When I change into comfy clothes, it reminds me that my outfit is not always perfectly styled.
When I take off my whole mask of perfection,
it reminds me that I am not as perfect as I try to be.

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akp1015
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 12:22am UTC

happiness never
decreases
by being
shared.

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akp1015
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 11:57pm UTC

my new celebrity crush:
munro chambers.
♥

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