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  1. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    "How are you doing?"
    this is a question we get asked quite a lot. and most of the time, we
    respond by saying "I'm doing good!"
    but let's face it, we're all going through things. we all have problems and
    issues, and sometimes we just feel like breaking down. yet we still
    respond with the same old "I'm good!"
    why do we do this? why is it so hard to tell someone that we aren't doing
    so great? there's no doubt they're going through stuff too. so why do we
    have such a hard time being honest with people?
    I guess all I'm looking for is someone that I can be real with.

  2. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    "ugh why am I always
    getting played by guys?!"
    because honey you're about as
    plastic as his xbox.

  3. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    rephrasing a text
    a million times
    just to end up deleting it all and not even send it.

  4. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    the process of getting to know a person
    is so amazing to me. you start to see their likes and dislikes. their quirks. their flaws. the words they use, the way the act. the way they walk. their emotions. their good side and their not-so-good side. you no longer see them as just a face in the hallway. you KNOW them.
    and somewhere in between all this...
    that's when I fell for you.

  5. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    you're like this perfect and amazing person and i'm just this freak with a million problems and i don't know why you picked me but please don't ever let go.

  6. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Doctor: Are you sexually active?
    Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset

  7. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:12am UTC
    "I want to go to fat camp and just bring a bunch of Twinkies to tempt all the other kids."
    -my bestfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
    because Hostess is going out of business her dreams are now crushed...

  8. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    I feel like the outcast of my family.
    They are all loud, and outgoing, and athletic, and superficial.
    That's just not me.
    Is that so bad?

  9. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    yes, school is going good.
    no, i do not have a boyfriend.
    yes, i'll be driving soon.
    no, i do not know where i'm going to college yet.
    ^thanksgiving with my relatives in a nutshell...

  10. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    Talking to you
    is my favorite part of the day.
    Aside from when I'm sleeping.
    And when I'm eating.
    Talking to you is my third favorite part of the day.

  11. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    THEY TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE LUCKY
    BUT YOU'RE SO CONFUSED
    CAUSE YOU DON'T FEEL PRETTY
    YOU JUST FEEL USED.
    -taylor swift, the lucky one

  12. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    LET'S
    FALL
    IN
    LOVE
    AND
    MAKE
    THEM
    HATE
    US.

  13. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    me: well, looks like i'm done with my test
    me: but no one has turned theirs in yet...
    me: guess i'll just wait
    me: *waits*
    rest of class: *waits*
    one brave soul: *gets up and turns in test*
    me & rest of class: *gets up and turns in test*
    anyone else?

  14. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    me: I'm so over my crush.
    crush: Hi
    me: Nevermind

  15. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    sometimes you don't fall for a boy.
    HE TRIPS YOU.

  16. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    I FALL IN LOVE WITH PEOPLE'S PASSION.
    THE WAY THEIR EYES LIGHT UP WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT THE THING THEY LOVE
    & THE WAY THEY FILL WITH LIGHT.
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssSSssgrfdhghfdg
    SS

  17. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 12:15am UTC
    sneaky little brown-noser with a hidden agenda.
    fave if you remember... :)

  18. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    ordering pizza online=
    God's gift to all socially awkward yet hungry girls.
    AKA, wittians...
    i'm surprised there's not just a link to pizzahut.com straight from witty.

  19. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 12:04am UTC
    my
    smeared mascara
    will tell you more than I ever will.

  20. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    We are all putting on a show.
    We are the actors.
    We learn our lines and the right things to say.
    We paint our faces up to match our character.
    We choose our costume perfectly every day.
    But if any of us were to one day "break character", the audience would no longer be satisfied.
    If only we lived in a world where we could be
    real.

:)

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