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  1. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    so this halloween,
    I'm going to dress up as Glen Coco
    and go trick-or-treating
    and see how many houses give me 4 pieces of candy
    and say "Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco."

  2. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 12:25am UTC
    and all i want...
    is for you to come randomly pick me up in your truck. drive out on an empty dirt road. park and get out, and turn on my favorite country song and dance with me. kiss me for the first time. bring blankets in the bed of your truck, and then cuddle with me and watch the stars.
    but maybe we should start with you acknowledging that I exist...

  3. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    "when you don't want to sleep because reality is finally better than your dreams..." <3
    you know what? screw that .
    try not wanting to wake up because you have to face your worst nightmares.

  4. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    why do we, as girls,
    bring down other girls,
    knowing how hard life can be...
    for a girl?

  5. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    when you see a hot guy and you think:
    it should be illegal to be that attractive.
    nmf

  6. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    me: i made dinner for two
    me: looks like i don't have to cook tomorrow
    me: lol, forever alone
    food:
    me:
    food:
    me:
    food:
    me: who am i kidding i'll eat it all tonight

  7. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    so let's set the world on
    fire.

  8. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    i'm like your lucky four leaf clover,
    LIKE A LAKE THAT'S BEEN FROZEN OVER.
    because one small step could make me crack,
    SO IT'S LUCKY I'M STILL SOBER.

  9. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 12:52am UTC
    having a friend that is depressed and suicidal is one of the scariest things i've ever been through. because i never know when a call or text from them will be the last one...

  10. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    you know my paper heart,
    the one I filled with pencil marks?
    I think I might have gone and
    inked you in.
    -john mayer.♥

  11. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    credittorunningislife
    if you're british:
    a "mum" is what you call your mother.
    if you live in texas:
    a "mum" is an extravagant flower made of ribbons in your school colors that you wear to homecoming...
    if you live in texas you know what i'm talking about. :)

  12. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 1:25am UTC
    I'm thinking about starting a blog.
    About my life, random things, anything really.
    Would any of you actually read it?
    Comment/fave/let me know.
    :)

  13. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    today,
    I was having a really rough day. I'm a dancer, and I was in ballet and it seemed like I couldn't do anything right. My balance was off, my turns looked awful, and I couldn't seem to remember a single combination. I started to think maybe it's because I'm just not built to dance. I looked around at all the skinny, tall, beautiful girls doing the steps perfectly, and I hated my huge legs and stomach. I finished doing turns across the floor, and my friend Brianne said "Abby! You're so little! Do you even have to watch what you eat? You're so lucky." Just a couple minutes later, my friend Aubrey said "Sorry if this sounds weird, but I think you have the perfect body! I'm so jealous."
    They have no idea what a confidence boost they gave me.
    I still don't fully believe them, but I felt so happy.
    Compliment people every chance you can. You never know what their insecurities are, or how much you might make their day. :)

  14. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    those days when
    you're just so freaking hormonal that every little thing makes you want to cry for no reason at all.

  15. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 12:59am UTC
    one time a boy liked me just kidding

  16. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    crying.
    it is not something to make fun of, or to tease someone about.
    it is not something to be taken lightly.
    if you have ever cried, and I mean really cried,
    you know how much raw emotion is poured out.
    you do not tell someone who is crying to just
    "suck it up".
    "get over it".
    it doesn't work that way.
    just let them cry.
    let them get it out.
    if a person can't even express their hurt without being teased,
    how do you expect them to ever be okay?
    you NEVER know what someone is going through.

  17. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    You know you go on Witty too much when you almost write your Witty username when a paper at school says
    Name:____________________
    whoops.

  18. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Yeah, I know he's a player. But
    I just can't help wishing that I
    could be a part of his game.

  19. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 1:34am UTC
    using your laptop
    as a heating pad.
    only me?

  20. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    we all know a jerk named
    RYAN.

:)

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