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starcheerlions47
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August 1, 2011 11:26pm UTC

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x3TheStoryOfUs
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August 1, 2011 11:11pm UTC

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Peytonie
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August 1, 2011 6:22pm UTC

That awkward moment;
When your bro actually tells a cool story.

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wittygirl2010
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April 8, 2011 11:41pm UTC

What if;;
I start acting mean like you ,
be a player like you ,
cheat in relationships like you ,
or even break hearts like you ?.
I bet I could get over 'us' just as fast too .

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BreeVee
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April 8, 2011 3:03pm UTC

Teacher:
Did you do your homework?
Student:
Did you grade my test?
Teacher:
I have other student's tests to grade.
Student:
I have other teacher's homework to do.

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xsunshinex4
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March 22, 2011 9:04pm UTC

/////////////////////////
My back isn't a voice mail,
say it to my face.

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LoveHisBlueEyes
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March 22, 2011 10:35am UTC

When you carry
the Bible, Satan gets a headache.
When you open it, he collapses.
When he sees you reading it, he faints.
When he sees you living
...it, he flees. And just when you're
about to fav this,
he'll try to discourage you...
Any takers?

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horses4ever1122
posted a quote
March 21, 2011 6:15pm UTC

"why were you late?"
"'cause the bell rang before i got here."♥

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fatassmuffin
posted a quote
March 21, 2011 3:01pm UTC

jokes about
Rebecca Black,
are so last Friday.♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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immyourss
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 7:54pm UTC

You're annoying me.
Go play in
traffic.

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LimitedEditionBarbie
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March 22, 2011 4:42pm UTC

trust is like an eraser
it gets smaller & smaller
[after everymistake.. ] ♥

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thegirlnextdoorr
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February 24, 2009 12:12pm UTC

I trust the sun will set. I trust the world will end.
I trust my gut. I trust death. I trust life. I trust
anything that has not fallen through. I trust
everything that has given me a reason.
I can'T trust you.

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tdslove
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March 12, 2011 9:13am UTC

love is handing someone a gun
and letting it point to your head
believing that he won't pull the trigger
-spongebob squarepants♥
credit to kotababii for format! (I don't usually borrow formats but yours are always so amazinnn' hehe)

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miss_mariaaa288
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March 11, 2011 10:39pm UTC

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NeliZ
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March 12, 2011 9:12am UTC

every time I watch CSI , i learn a
new way to kill you :) ♥

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marissarosexx3
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 10:38pm UTC

You think it's hard ///
not being loved back, because he has a girlfriend.
But you're wrong.
It's harder being the girlfriend,
knowing he really loves her. ♥

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missJoxoxo
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 1:02am UTC

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Boy: Suck my dick.
Girl: Suck my dick.
Boy: You don't have a dick, stupid.
Girl: Then we're on the same page.
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MusicSavesLives
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March 8, 2011 6:53am UTC

"AGE IS JUST A NUMBER."
"Yeah... and jail is just a room."
♥

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Dcchick9
posted a quote
March 7, 2011 1:31pm UTC

I don't make it rain,
I make it thunderstorm
B*tch

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