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When you carry

 

 
the Bible, Satan gets a headache.

When you open it, he collapses.

When he sees you reading it, he faints.

When he sees you living

...it, he flees. And just when you're

about to fav this,


he'll try to discourage you...








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When you carry the Bible, Satan gets a headache. When you open

1259 faves · 6 comments · Mar 22, 2011 10:35am

LoveHisBlueEyes

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KelseyTremianee · 1 decade ago
♥(:
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XxbloodyflowerxX · 1 decade ago
you made this on my crush♥ b-day
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boycrazy5 · 1 decade ago
finally some good religious quotes!!
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HopesandDreams · 1 decade ago
ha! faved it! suck on that Satan!!
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Tbeenie72 · 1 decade ago
Love((:
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_Rhi_ · 1 decade ago
A.M.E.N ♥
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