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slr1995
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March 7, 2011 3:17pm UTC

Just go sit in the recycling bin
because that's where plastic b e l o n g s ♥

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SammieGrace
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March 7, 2011 7:07am UTC

Dear unborn son,
Please note that your name will be Luke,purely so I can say "Luke I am your Father" When you question my authority.
Sincerely, soon to be father

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Kayleemarie
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March 7, 2011 3:55pm UTC

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marissaaa
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March 7, 2011 4:23pm UTC

♥♥
pencil: you know i'm really sorry
eraser: for what? you didn't do anything
pencil: i'm sorry 'cause you get hurt because of me. Whenever i make a mistake you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time
eraser: that's true but i don't really mind. you see, i was made to do this. i was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. even though one of these days i know i'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, i'm actually happy with my job. so please, stop worrying. i hate seeing you sad(:
♥♥

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Soccafreak8
posted a quote
March 7, 2011 9:22am UTC

If a girly movie is a
CHICK FLICK,
then is a manly movie a
DICK FLICK?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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oXHuntressXo
posted a quote
March 7, 2011 9:23am UTC

Just because we're friends
on Facebook doesn't mean that I'm going to talk to you in
»» real life. ««
oXHuntressXo©

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xoxlilsab9xox
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March 5, 2011 12:46pm UTC

I Couldn't Help But Notice
that awesome ends with 'me'
and ugly starts with
'u'

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heatherrx3
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March 4, 2011 3:21pm UTC

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sparkly_rain_bows321
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March 3, 2011 7:21pm UTC

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OMGIMATACO
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March 1, 2011 9:12pm UTC

I'm not a NERD.
I just don't want to work at MCDONALDS
when I'm older.
~repostx3

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Billyboy
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March 1, 2011 10:06pm UTC

Roses are red, nuts are brown
[skirts go up, pants go down ]
Body to body, Skin to skin
When it is stiff stick it in
the longer its in, the stronger it gets
it goes in dry, comes out wet
it comes out dripping and it starts to sag
it's not what you think
its a teabag
♥
not my format

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mkmarsh18
posted a quote
March 1, 2011 7:16pm UTC

♥ IN LOVE?♥
Listen to:
1. Best Love Song by T-pain
2. Someone Like You by Boys like girls
3. You Got Me by Colbie Caillat
4. My Kind of Perfect by David Archuleta
5. More Than Anyone by Gavin Degraw
6. Fallen by Jason Derulo
7. Queen of Hearts by Jason Derulo
8. Love This Pain by Lady Antebellum
9. 1,000 Faces by Randy Montana
10. Your Guardian Angel by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
11. A Drop in the Ocean by Ron Pope
12. If it's Love by Train
13. Good to You by Marianas Trench
14. Forever by Fireflight
♥
enjoy!

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Smileyriley10
posted a quote
February 27, 2011 3:26pm UTC

The main reason why a daughter
♥//needs a dad,
is to show her that
not all boys are like the one who hurt her.
fav if you love your daddy.
♥
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
notmyformat

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Pistachiox3
posted a quote
February 27, 2011 4:14pm UTC

School is unnecessary because...
- Music: We have YouTube for that .
- Sport: I have a Wii .
- Spanish: I watch Dora .
- English: everything is shortened anyway . {LOL , BRB , IDK }
- Math: That's why we have calculators .
- Geography: I'll buy a Globe .
- History: They're all dead anyway .
♥

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Br0nxz00
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 2:51am UTC

Good story bro!
go publish it &
sell it to someone who gives afuck.
--------------------♥--------------------

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secretsunspoken
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 6:29pm UTC

So Lemme Get this Straight...
You were leading me on, using me.
Keeping me waiting for something that wasn't there,
letting me get my hopes up for you, acting like you cared,
and allowing me to start liking you more and more everyday.
Because you didn't want to hurt me?
N e w s F l a s h;
YOU DID.

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Nkillax0
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February 21, 2011 6:56pm UTC

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shmobillionaires1
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February 19, 2011 12:14pm UTC

I want to be you r girlf riend♥
more than an electron wants to attach to a proton. (:
- house bunny<3

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
February 19, 2011 1:53pm UTC

i don't want a rose ;
i want a daisy picked for my hair.
i don't want some fancy box of chocolates ;
i want a burnt cookie you made for me.
i don't want to go to some upscale restaurant ;
let's just have a picnic in the park.
& we don't have to go to the movies ;
we could just watch tv until we fall asleep in each other's arms.
♥

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