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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    i have my addictions,
    or rather,
    my addictions have me
    sometime the shadow of my shadow is
    all i can be

  3. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    I was serving a man today. And the man looked at the person I was working with, looked at me then (having read our name badges) said to me, 'Ellie, do you like him?' I said, he’s alright? And then he asked the boy i was working with the same question. He said the same. The man then proceeded to say how ‘gorgeous’ I was and how all the boys must fall in love with me. I went bright red, and got rather embarrassed to say the least. The man then said ‘He is tall.. Would you go out with him?’ I said (for arguments sake) that I have a boyfriend to prevent on awkward situation. He said ‘I bet you do. I bet you have loads. A gorgeous girl like you’ I said ‘debatable’ and he just went on to explain how my aesthetic looks were pleasing.
    To be honest, at first I was utterly creeped out and then got borderline depression because I realised my life is the exact opposite. but now i can defently it absolutely made my day

  4. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    if i was going to give a descriptive guess, i'd say you look like the facebook silhouette when you havnt uploaded a picture yet

  5. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    me: *posts quote*
    me: haha omg i'm so funny
    me: top quotes here i come
    me: hm no faves yet
    me: *refreshes*
    me: *refreshes*
    me: *refreshes*
    me: *refreshes*
    me: *cries*

  6. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    i think everyone is 'ovary' reacting about this tampon girl, she'll only be famous
    for a short 'period' of time

  7. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    it is a well known fact that 'math' actually literally translates as 'death in the fiery pits of hell' in latin...
    ...that's bullsh/t but it might as well be true

  8. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    head teachers were defently the kid at school that reminded the teacher they didnt set us homework

  9. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    unfortunately...
    sometimes just because someone is perfect for you, doesn't mean that you're perfect for them

  10. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    this comes with a health warning. you will become severley addicted and may possibly fall in love.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkrO0ItjrvU


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    Teachers: *Assign mountains of homework all at the same time*
    Me: *Stays up all night to get it all done*
    Teachers: You don't look so good today, did you get enough sleep last night?
    Me:
    Teachers:
    Class:
    Pencil:
    Air:
    Ned Bigby:
    Me: Don't mock me

  13. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    my laptop gets more sleep than i do

  14. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    -PRESSES ADD QUOTE-
    the whole century has ended, dinosaurs have made a re-appearance in our day to day lives, and we have discovered a spray which instantly makes us skinny as soon as it is applied.. it is the year 3019...
    ....YOUR QUOTE HAS BEEN ADDED!

  15. GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    Sorry this will be so long but please take
    the time to read it, even if it seems like
    the random ramblings of a teenager to you...
    I am past caring about myself. I’m tired of people always hating on others. I’m tired of everyone always having this picture in their own minds of what is perfect and what isn’t. I’m tired of the world always showing people the bad side and the people never trying to find the good side.
    I write most of my quotes in the 'inspirational' category for all of you. I post them to show you that the world can be beautiful. The people can be beautiful. I know the world is made up of people who just want others to hurt and feel pain but look, I’m sat here typing this for what? If nobody cared then why would I be sitting here worrying about thousands of teenagers who cut, wish themselves dead, get bullied every day, and try to kill themselves?
    Listen. People do care, so so many people care. People you may have never spoke to or know care. I sit reading quotes every single day by people who are depressed and want to die. I don’t know them or speak to them but they are beautiful. You are beautiful. Each and every person has something in their heart which makes them special. Different. What makes different so bad? Why does being yourself have to be such a terrible thing? Because other people makes you think that way… well forget the others. Be yourself, don’t try be copies of what people think is perfect, what I think is perfect is you. Just the way you are. If you are reading this right now it means you need someone here for you and I want you to know that even if you don’t know who I am or if we haven’t spoken I am always always here to listen to you. I want you to see how perfect this life can be.
    If you end it now then how will you know what happiness was awaiting for you in 10 years time? Grow up (I don't mean that in a harsh way) and live your life. Find people who can carry you fowards and love you for who you are. It takes time but there is people out there exactly like you.
    Next time you want to cut, stop and think. Look up at the stars and remember somebody else is doing the same thing. Imagine what they are going through compared to you. One day you could meet this person and that would be a friend for life. Next time you want to cut, don’t. Draw a tiny star every time you want to do it. Colour your arm in different coloured stars and then every time you look down you won’t hate yourself more. You will feel so so proud that you didn’t cut. And coming from someone who is trying to stop self-harming, it is an amazing feeling.
    Next time. Stop. Look up. Imagine how amazing your future can be if you stop what you are doing, meet the people who are worth everything. Explore the beauty of the world. Smile. Perfect is just something society made up, it does not exist. But something that does exist is the millions of people who share your problems.
    Smile, be happy, love every second. Do what the haters hate. Don’t let what they say affect you at all. You are beautiful. You are amazing. People do love you. You would be missed if you left tonight. You would never be forgotten so please don’t hurt others as well as yourself. Give it time and never stop smiling. The world needs more people like you, and to me, that’s what perfect is.
    Thanks if you read all of this :)

  16. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    google chrome > mozilla firefox > hamster in a wheel > internet explorer

  17. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    can i have a witty friend please,
    apply below by commenting.
    requirements;
    must be able to breathe in oxygen and breathe out carbon dioxide


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. moonstone7777 moonstone7777
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    Like this qoute and i'll tell you the first thing i notcie aout your profile.

  20. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    the random format button is probably the best thing to happen to witty recently
    ..and the flashing witty logo, we cant forget the flashing witty logo
    .p.s. i used a random format for this, kl

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