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  1. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    trouble
    Chapter 8
    Travis was having his eleventh cigarette for today.
    I watched as he pulled the pack of cigarettes out of his pockets before lighting the tip up.
    I cringed as he took a sharp intake of the smoke, letting out a gust of gray air.
    "Don't you think you've had more than enough for today?" I asked, crossing my arms, as sat at the park bench later that afternoon.
    Travis gave me a mere shrug, before slumping down in his seat.
    "You can never have enough of these babies." he muttered, before exhaling.
    The smell of smoke reached my nose, as I scrunched it up with disgust.
    "I hope you know that stuff can kill you one day, you know?" I pointed out.
    I considered Travis a friend by now, and I didn't want to see one of my friends die at a young age because of something like lung cancer from smoking a pack of cigarettes a day.
    "Who cares?" Travis shrugged. "We all die eventually."
    I glared at Travis, before crossing my arms.
    God, he was so stubborn.
    "You're a really negative person." I blandly said. "I guess it suits you, though."
    Travis smirked, throwing his head back in laughter. "Riley, shouldn't you know by now that everything suits me?"
    I rolled my eyes, as I pushed him in the shoulder.
    He barely budged from his position, as he smirked down at me.
    "You have such an ego in that empty head of yours." I teased, sticking my tongue out at him.
    Travis chuckled, as he tossed his finished cigarette onto the concrete.
    I watched with wide eyes as he reached over in his pocket to take out yet another damned cigarette.
    Quickly, I clamped my hand over his, snatching the pack away from his fingertips.
    "Hey!" he snapped, trying to take back what was his.
    I stuffed the pack of cigarettes in my pocket, as I guarded them protectively.
    "I'm trying to help you here, Travis." I said sternly. "I think you've had your fair share of cigarettes today."
    Travis' features suddenly weren't so playful anymore.
    He had a look of irritation written across his face, as he reached over my body to try to get into the pocket of my hoodie.
    My eyes widened, as I pushed him off. "What are you doing?!" I snapped.
    Travis gave me a bland look. "I'm trying to take back my stuff."
    I groaned, shooting him a look. "No, Travis! You aren't getting these back!"
    Travis raised an eyebrow, as a smirk appeared across his lips. "Is that a challenge?"
    My eyes suddenly went broad, as Travis laced his arms around me to try to get the cigarettes.
    I cursed under my breath when he found out that I was tickilish.
    "Travis!" I hissed, while holding my a laugh from where he was tickling my sides. "Stop it, you idiot!"
    "Give it!" Travis warned.
    "No!"
    The pain of being tickled was unbearable.
    I didn't even realize how close the two of us had gotten.
    He was literally hovering over me, chest pressed against mine.
    My mouth went dry, as I felt Travis' hand sneak inside my pocket.
    Quickly, I got the pack of cigarettes before he did, and stuffed them down my top, right where my chest was.
    Travis' eyes went wide, realizing that he lost.
    "Now, get off of me." I gave him a push.

  2. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    trouble
    Chapter 4
    "What is that?" I asked, pointing to Travis' shoulder.
    He turned around, frowning. "What is what?"
    "That." I rolled my eyes, poking my finger against his shoulder that barely exposed one of his tattoos. "What tattoo is that?"
    Travis smirked, as he unzipped his black hoodie, taking it off to show me his entire left arm that was covered with ink.
    My eyes widened when I saw that he completely bare under the sweatshirt, though.
    I choked on my saliva, as I stared at Travis with disbelief. "Why aren't you wearing a shirt under your hoodie?" I snapped.
    Travis gave me a smug smile, before shrugging. "I don't think there's a point in it."
    I blinked, staring at his pale abdomen that had just enough abs.
    My cheeks turned red once I caught myself staring, as I looked away.
    I heard Travis chuckling under his breath, before he turned to his side, showing me his entire left arm.
    "This," he pointed to the area that I questioned about, "is a skull."
    I stared at it longer, noticing that it wasn't your regular animated skull tattoo.
    In fact, it was much more graphic, and had much more detail that made it scary.
    "What does it mean?" I muttered, mesmerized by the skull.
    Travis laughed, before he sank back into the bench, staring off at the ground.
    "It has a funny story to it." he smiled. "The thing is, the skull was my first tattoo. And I got it when I was drunk."
    I raised an unimpressed eyebrow. "That's nice." I sarcastically mumbled.
    Travis rolled his eyes. "Let me finish, Riley." he paused. "So when I was getting it, I was completely wasted. But, some of my buds that were with me were sober. So, they told the tattoo artist to give me something daring. When I woke up the next morning and saw my tattoo the first time, not drunk, I kind of liked it. I decided that it would mean no fear. Like a rebel, you know?"
    I smiled, before nodding. "A rebel." I repeated. "It suits you perfectly."
    Travis snorted, before taking a cigarette out of his jean pocket.
    Before lighting it, he turned to me with a smirk. "Never use that word around me, ever again."
    I frowned, as Travis lighted up his cigarette, sticking it in between his lips.
    "Use what word?" I asked.
    Travis inhaled the smoke, before letting it all out. "Perfect."
    "Why not?" I asked, sitting up straighter.
    Travis shrugged his bare shoulders, his hoodie still laying on his lap.
    "Perfect is such a bad word." Travis muttered, flicking the ashes of his cigarette. "Perfect is... overrated."
    I stared at Travis' face for a moment longer, finding no traces of playfulness whatsoever.
    Sinking back into the bench, I thought about his words.
    Perfect is overrated.
    Well said, Travis Kapone.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. EternalTears EternalTears
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    Teacher: Can someone go to the copy machine and copy this for me?
    Everyone: ...
    Me: *Raises hand, stands up quickly* I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!
    True story.

  5. singergirl2017 singergirl2017
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity...
    Thas' sad

  6. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    AM I THE
    ONLY ONE
    WHO IS
    ACTUALLY
    DOING THE
    "NO SHAVE
    NOVEMBER"?

  7. xxForever_youngxx7 xxForever_youngxx7
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    Cat: You have to stay on a leash. Ha!
    Dog: They don't put you on a leash because they want you to run away.
    Cat: ...

  8. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    "You see that girl?"
    I pointed over to a girl sitting all alone at a round lunch table.
    "Yeah what about her?" The blond kid laughed.
    I rolled my eyes got up and picked up my tray and walked over to that round table and sat down next to her.
    She didn't look up. She lept her eyes down and kept listening to music.
    "Hi, my name's Jason." I said.
    She looked up. Her eyes were red from crying and had sadness and confusion written all in her eyes.
    "Why are you talking to me?" she asked.
    "Well, I want some real friends. Will you be my friend, forever?" I asked.
    A big grin appeared on her face, "Yes."
    "Pinky promise?" and I held out my pinky.
    "Pinky promise." She replied firmly.

  9. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Due to increased brain activity, poeple with higher intelligence tend to have a harder time falling asleep at night.
    Google facts


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. kayybeee18 kayybeee18
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Screw Obama & Romney
    I'm voting for Cady Heron because she pushed Regina George in front of a bus.
    -Nmf (;

  12. CalmDownCurly CalmDownCurly
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    There needs to be a Disney Princess...
    •who has a tangled nest of hair
    or
    •who is hairless
    or
    •who falls in love with another princess, instead of a prince
    or
    •is a bit chubby
    or
    •has actual life problems
    or
    •feels alone and depressed
    or
    •whose life goal isn't to fall in love
    or
    •is someone who doesn't get a happy ending.
    A princess who is realistic; who isn't perfect.
    Someone... who's a bit like you.

  13. gimmesun123 gimmesun123
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    And so if the World Ends in Two Months,
    I'll die a Virgin, who can't Drive.

  14. BlueEyedNobody BlueEyedNobody
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    ----------❤----------
    So, today in my English
    class
    a boy shouted to the professor, knowing
    that he likes to joke around: " Mr.
    Knowel are you gay?"
    And he replied : "Feel free to ask your
    mother."
    -BEST COMEBACK EVER-
    ----------❤----------.

  15. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    What's that thing called when
    your crush likes you back?
    oh yeah,
    imagination.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    emma watson had to quit college
    because everytime she answered a question someone said: "5 points to Gryffindor."

  17. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    *In English*
    My crush: ~Cracks his nuckles~
    Teacher: DON'T DO THAT! WHEN YOU'RE OLDER YOU'LL HAVE HUGE KNUCKLES AND NO ONE WILL WANT TO DATE YOU!
    Me: I would
    Teacher: What
    Crush: What
    Obama: What
    Queen: What
    E.T: What
    Everyone: What

  18. forever_mine_123 forever_mine_123
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    Seriously.
    How can people hate gays when Ellen Degenres exists?

  19. Ali_Tex98 Ali_Tex98
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    Stop making villans so attractive
    It makes me question my morals.

  20. mars* mars*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    **When Steve and his wife find out the gender of their baby...**
    Doctor: Congratulations! its a girl!
    Steve: *Facepalm* No no no no...This cannot be happening. DON'T YOU REALISE WHATS HAPPENING?!?! OUR LIVES WILL BECOME LIVING HELL!!
    Steve's wife: What are you talking about..?
    Steve: ....HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE GIRLS ON MY WEBSITE..? YOU DON'T REALISE WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN!!! SHE'LL GROW INTO A TEENAGER AND SHE WILL BECOME OBSESSED WITH A BOYBAND, AND CRY ABOUT BEING FOREVER ALONE, AND...THE GIRLS ARE CRAZY!
    Steve: CRAZY I TELL YOU!!
    MY QUOTE.

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