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ChassyJonee
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July 31, 2012 11:25am UTC

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Faces like yours, Belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage. But laughing at you.
;)

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happymadison
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July 11, 2012 2:39pm UTC

Omg,
BECKY

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ColorfulWanderer
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July 10, 2012 3:28pm UTC

Pretending To Die In front Of Your Younger Sibling, To see how they react

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perishinghumanity
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July 10, 2012 2:28pm UTC

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dearoceantown*
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 5:07pm UTC

THINGS THAT ANNOY ME
1) Slow Internet.
2) When the Internet is slow.
3) When you're on the Internet, and it moves slowly.

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BravoSierra
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July 6, 2012 9:30pm UTC

Mom: Can I see your witty?
Me: What witty?
Me: *clears internet history, throws laptop against wall, flees to Mexico and changes name to Juanita*

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yourcool
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July 6, 2012 1:55pm UTC

Moonwalking into jail because
you're a smooth criminal.

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Buki
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July 6, 2012 3:05pm UTC

So I got al l dressed up, was looking alright.
My mom asked me where I was going. My sad, sad reply. . .
"To the bathroom, I need a new profile picture."

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 7:38pm UTC

I get it.
I'm not the prettiest, smartest girl in the world. I'm not a size 1. I have bad hair days and skin problems. Sometimes, clothes don't look good on me. I'm a little weird, a little loud. I love bumming it out and I love sweat pants. I fall in love too easily and I fall to hard. But, you don't have to judge me for it. Sorry I love to eat. Sorry I love to be myself and not pretend. I'm sorry I'm not good enough to be called perfect. But you know what, I'd rather be a little dumb, a little weird, a little fat, a little ugly, a little annoying, a little imperfect rather then impressing people who I don't even want in my life. So, call me fat, stupid, ugly, dumb, weird, annoying, sl/t, whatever. But you wanna know what?
That's just me being me.

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Andreaxoxo
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July 5, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Are oranges called oranges
because they're orange, or
is the color orange called orange
because oranges are orange?

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bailie008
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July 5, 2012 6:01pm UTC

Roses are red.
I have a phone.
Nobody texts me.
Forever alone.
nmq/nmf

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 7:22pm UTC

Me: How do you spell H.I.V?
Friend: H.I.V
Me: Are you postitive?
Friend: Yeah...wait... No!

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ClayoTomatoe
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July 5, 2012 12:29am UTC

Breaking a sweat
from exercizing too much having your laptop on your lap too long

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hithurrimjohnny
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July 5, 2012 12:10am UTC

So people say that when you dream about someone it's because they went to bed thinking of you. Well I'm sure all the famous people I dream about always think of me....
Staytrue - Johnny

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p0t4t0ch1p
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 12:51pm UTC

Dear Millionaires,
if you don't have a water slide that connects your bed to your pool, give me your money.
You're wasting it.
NMF

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 1:51pm UTC

Do you ever wonder
what your life looks like through someone else's eyes?

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Purpal32
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 10:19pm UTC

iCarly
Carly: No more panties on the stairs!
Sam: AAH! I don't like that word!
Spencer: Well too bad! Stairs, stairs, stairs!
Carly: She meant 'panties'
Spencer:
Spencer:
Spencer:
Spencer: Now I'm embarassed.

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cd328
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 2:47pm UTC

Here's a story: ALL BOYS SUCK. THE END.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
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June 24, 2012 9:22pm UTC

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