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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:10am UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    That awkward moment
    When you yell "Hey ho!" and about 15 girls turn around.

  2. raebobmarypants raebobmarypants
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    We all have that one moment when
    we look in the mirror and think,
    "Damn, why don't you have a boyfriend, you sexy lady?"
    but then we look back in the mirror and think,
    "HAHA nevermind, I know why."

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    "Do you behave like this at home?"
    "Yes actually."

  4. TayaElizabeth12 TayaElizabeth12
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Pretending to give your friends
    Shots with a machanical pencil..♥

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:28am UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    That awkward moment
    When you check behind the shower curtain and a murderer is there.

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:05am UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    If I'm ever involved in a shootout
    I'm going to lay on the ground and pretend like someone already killed me.

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:25am UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    I wonder...
    Do strippers have nightmares about going to work fully clothed?

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:08am UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    "|-|3y, VVh@t @r3 y0U d0!n6?"
    "About to throw a dictionary in your face."

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 11:25am UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    It's illegal for athletes to use steroids.
    Shouldn't it be illegal for models to use Photoshop?

  10. hugsnkissess hugsnkissess
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 3:00am UTC
    ‎"I'm sexy and I know it."
    No, you're slutty and you blow it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    girls should get the week of school off when we're on our periods. ♥

  13. dave franco* dave franco*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    The awkward moment when someone's
    crying
    and you're just sitting there awkwardly like "wanna hug?"

  14. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 6:21pm UTC
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  15. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 10:12am UTC
    Yes I'm a teenager.
    No I'm not pregnant, high, or about to steal your stuff.

  16. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 5:52pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    You always have that bit
    of hope inside you during a fire drill, that your school is actually on fire.

  19. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    whenever i think i'm gonna get in trouble,
    I HIDE MY PHONE.

  20. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 3:34pm UTC
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