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  1. GreenDay21 GreenDay21
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    I'm not a graceful person. I'm not a morning sunrise, nor a hawk in flight. I am a violent thundestorm, a shattered window when temperatures are below zero outside. I lurk in my room alone for the majority of the day. I don't belong with other people. Yet, I'm my own worst enemy. I trip down stairs, I unintentionally drop things and knock things over. I apologize for my social awkwardness and my inability to be understood. And it's ok if you don't want to love me. I'm fine with that. Because I wouldn't love me either.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. JustAnotherBrokenSmile JustAnotherBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 10:10am UTC
    Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down
    You sing a sad song just to turn it around
    You say you don't know, you tell me don't lie
    You work on a smile and you go for a ride.

  5. getlifted420 getlifted420
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 10:28am UTC
    i bet rosa parks killed it in musical chairs...

  6. LivingButWantingToDie LivingButWantingToDie
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 11:31am UTC
    Words Scar,
    Rumors Destroy,
    Bullies Kill.

  7. skimmingthepavement skimmingthepavement
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 11:41am UTC
    I
    have the cape.
    I
    make the whoosh noises.

  8. MENT_2_B MENT_2_B
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    Dad: When you go on a date no clevage or short dresses.
    Me: You make it sound like I have a short dress
    Mom: ...or clevage
    Dad: ...or a date
    Me: true.

  9. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 9:50pm UTC
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  10. Christa133 Christa133
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    This had me in tears:
    Me:I win
    them:JUST ACCEPT DEFEET
    me: im not gonna touch your feet
    them:..... U know what i meant >.<

  11. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    "Friend": *Makes joke about something I'm secretly cripplingly insecure about*
    Me: Haha...*slowly dying from the inside out as my soul is consumed in mortification*


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  13. ThatRandomGuy97 ThatRandomGuy97
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    TEENAGERS,
    A BETTER NAME FOR US WOULD BE EMOTIONAL UNICORNS

  14. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    I'm not shy. I'm just good at figuring out
    who's worth talking to.
    Most of these peasants aren't.

  15. TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    LOL
    I'm so cool because I say I'm in a relationship with food or inanimate objects like my latop and pretend I don't care about being single when I'm sobbing on the inside and stroking my twenty cats.

  16. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 12:27am UTC
    If you've seen Keeping up with the Kardashians
    then you know what its like to sit there and literally feel your brain cells dying.

  17. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 3:57am UTC
    Mum: Why are you crying?
    Me: I'm playing the boss level of plants VS. zombies
    Mum: And?
    Me (sobbing): THOSE JERKS KIDNAPPED CRAZY DAVE!!!!!!!

  18. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 8:22am UTC
    Simon says jump.
    Simon didn't say land, you're
    all out...

  19. PrincessTee PrincessTee
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 8:52am UTC
    ''Oh please, I wasn't that drunk!''
    Dude, a man stole your TV, and you ran
    after him screaming "You forgot the remote!"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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