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Yoshibasset

Status: Rocker chick

Member Since: 22 Sep 2012 11:09pm

Last Seen: 9 Jan 2014 08:06pm

Birthday: August 6

Location: Bourbon room (I wish)

Gender: F

user id: 331735

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SUP BROTHER MAN!

I'M OBSESSED WITH

LONNY AND DENNIS

FROM ROCK OF AGES.

GONNA BE A FAMOUS

ROCK STAR / ACTRESS /

OWNER OF THE BEST

ROCK CLUB EVER (APART

FROM THE BOURBON OF

COURSE!)


ROCK LIVES ON! XD




 
  1. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 8:10pm UTC
    Friend: Wow! You bought Resident Evil Revelations! *Goes to pick up box*
    Me: *Slaps their hand away* Don't touch the case.

  2. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    I'm starting to realise my closest friends are fictional people. At least they don't yell at me for being different.

  3. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    Friend: So what did you do on the weekend?
    Me: Watched rock of ages. Wrote fanfiction. Had a rock party in my bedroom. Passed out. Got up. Watched rock of ages.
    Friend: Your obsessed.
    Me: Sorry I wasn't listening. I was thinking about rock of ages.

  4. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    I sit at the school computor waiting for the teacher to say we can start our tests.
    when she finally does say we can start our tests, it won't work for me. the window won't load or it won't let
    me type my name in. I put up my hand to say that i have a problem and the teacher sighs and mutters "of course you do."
    then she gets it working so easily when I swear it didn't do that for me. and as she walks away I hear her mutter "Time waster"
    OH. SO NOW IT'S MY FAULT?

  5. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    EMBARISSING MOMENT #1
    ok so when I was a toddler I looked like a boy except in this one photo where I have like barely any hair and I'm wearing a dress.
    this photo lives in a frame labled "me and my mummy" a photo of me looking like a three year old boy lives next to it in a similar frame entitled "me and my daddy" and that was fine. until a friend came over and spotted the photos
    friend looks at photo of me in a dress: "aw!! you were such a cute little baby!"
    me: um, thanks
    friend looks at other photo: *confused* "who's this little guy?"
    me: *crud! what do I do?! she know's I'm an only child!!!* Uh... that's my cousin. yeah! my cousin!
    friend: but.... that's your dad.... and the picture says me and my daddy.
    me: we have a very complex family.
    friend:..... I'm gonna go now.
    me:*what the hell!!! we have a complex family? what was I thinking!?"

  6. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    telling every one your friend who goes to highschool is your big sister and that if your mean to me my big sister will come and mess you up.
    BEST.ANTI-BULLYING METHOD.EVER.

  7. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    normal person trying to find something
    let's see..... if I were a notebook, where would I be? I would be.... IN MY DESK DRAWER!!!! YAY!! I FOUND MY NOTEBOOK! now I can write that millon dollar story Iv'e always wanted to write!
    me trying to find something
    let's see....... if I were a notebook, where would I be? Duh, I would be in the last place my owner left me, obviously! ........ wait a second........ that didn't work at all!! who thought up this stupid method of finding things?!

  8. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 2:28am UTC
    faving a quote can mean so many different things. it can mean;
    LOL
    I think this is smart
    I think this is true
    I understand what you mean.
    thankyou.
    I'm sorry to hear that things are this bad for you.
    I support you.
    the same thing happened to me the other day.
    your funny
    Well I think your great.
    it can mean heaps of other stuff too.
    so much thought into such a simple action. so much joy can be brought to a person (maybe not regular wittians but new-B's love
    it when people fave their quotes.) just by pressing that button.
    COOL HUH?

  9. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 4:46am UTC
    there's nothing wrong with not liking minecraft.
    everyone has their own opinion.
    but when me and my minecraft nerds are talking about the latest texture pack,
    there's no need to interuppt and tell us to change the subject.
    you wanna talk about 1D? go get some 1D nerds and talk about their latest song.
    my minecraft homies and I don't wanna here it.

  10. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 4:41am UTC
    creepers
    gonna
    creep

  11. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 4:35am UTC
    I lay awake for ages thinking about you.
    I know I must move on but it hurts too much to.
    if I think about you too much I just get so depressed.
    I wish I could forget you. my heart just needs a rest.
    the fact you barely noticed me hurts the most of all.
    no. scratch that. what hurts the most is that I just know your with HER.
    WHY?

  12. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 4:30am UTC
    you are just a speck on this great earth,
    a single tree in a huge forest,
    just a brick in a wall,
    but without that brick, the wall would be incomplete.
    without that tree, theres a little less oxygen in the forest
    so without that speck. It's not much of an earth.

  13. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 4:17am UTC
    signs someone is a minecraft addict:
    constantly draws cubes.
    digs a lot
    when something spooky happens, they scream "aahhhhh!!! it's herobrine!! he's coming for me!!!
    yeah. that's me.

  14. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 3:38am UTC
    WHY ME! why do I always get the computer glitch? why do I have to come back and finish the online maths test at lunch because of it? why cant i just do the test. or better yet not do it at all. you wanna know how good i am at maths? ask the girl I did the pairs activity last week. she'll tell you how sucky I am. poor little year 1. I wish I could have been a little more helpful when doing the shape sorting activity. at least I know what a hexagon is now.

  15. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 3:30am UTC
    Mean Girl At My School: "uh! your so weird! now I know why you moved schools three times you weirdo!"
    Me In Head: you have the ape like features of a baboon.

  16. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 1:27am UTC
    guy in ski-mask: just do what I say and nobody gets hurt!
    me: but what if you tell us to die painfully? how can we not get hurt?
    guy in ski-mask (ignoring me): everybody hit the deck!
    me: now you see, I think that would hurt.
    GIS-M: shut up and hit the deck!
    me: we can't trust this dude! he lies! he said we wouldn't get hurt if we did what he says, but who here got hurt when they hit the deck?
    crowd: *everyone raises their hand*
    random person: hey! she's right! this dude is lying!
    GIS-M: I've got a gun!
    random person: lies!
    *police arrives*
    random person: that kid saved us by distracting the criminal!
    *crowd cheers!*
    * I become president of australia!*
    THE END
    Note: this is a true story.
    (except for the parts that are not)

  17. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 1:16am UTC
    is there any one out there?

  18. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 1:07am UTC
    That amazing moment when you first join witty and someone faves one of your quotes

  19. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    TEACHER: So Iv'e only really taught grade one classes before but how different could year sixes and sevens be?
    Me (in head): pretty different.
    120 minutes later
    Teacher: Samuel! I will not have you saying "poo" in my class! go to the naughty corner this instant!
    Teacher: now as I was saying: B says Buh! buh buh buh!
    me in head:kill me kill me now.

  20. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Me: Hello Judy how are you?
    Judy (my hand): Hello I'm Judy!
    Dad: I'm starting to question your sanity.
    Mum: *walks in. Holds up left hand*
    Mum's hand: hello I'm moody!
    Dad: *backs away slowly*

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