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  1. graceelizabethx22 graceelizabethx22
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 8:22pm UTC
    wouldn't life be perfect
    if monday mornings were [ fun ]
    s w e a t p a n t s were s e x y
    junk food was [ good for you ]
    f r i e n d s didnt cause drama
    guys werent [ confusing, ]
    n o t h i n g was r e g r e t a b l e
    and g o o d b y e s [ only meant ] till
    t o m o r r o w ------>

  2. cklovesyouu cklovesyouu
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    Dealing with backstabbers;
    There's one thing I learned;;
    They're only powerful when your back is turned
    -Eminem

  3. xbebe2109x xbebe2109x
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 9:44pm UTC
    Ŷ& even whenŶ
    I am in the worst moods possible
    I still think about you

  4. abercrombie12196 abercrombie12196
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 7:16pm UTC
    T he . old . days ;
    _staying up until 8 to watch your favorite Disney Channel movie.
    _buying new $20 Bratz dolls at the toy store.
    _chasing that boy around at recess
    _watching Rocket Power every morning before school.
    _You had to have the new Hillary CD.
    _ate ice cream before bed 'cause mom let you.
    _crying because some kid pushed you on the blacktop.
    Now. a . d ays ;
    _staying up until 11 to watch Jersey Shore.
    _buying new $130 Uggs.
    _giving that boy a big hug at school.
    _listening to All Time Low every morning before you're out the door.
    _you've gotta get the new Taylor song on your i-pod.
    _ate ice cream while crying yourself to sleep
    _crying because some guy broke your heart.

  5. oneoftheboys27 oneoftheboys27
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 11:24pm UTC
    I'm different then most girls,
    I want him to be perverted in front of me,
    it turns me on when he curses.
    -->TALK DIRTY TO ME.<--
    I want him to brag about me to his guys,
    ((tell um what he wants to do to me.))
    I wanna sit on his lap and pretend to be skanky
    I want him to want me
    think about me
    //when he does "things"//
    Things dont have to be perfect, Cause imma little different.
    damn it didn't center, sorry

  6. musicLOVER4ever musicLOVER4ever
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2009 7:56am UTC
    am i the only one;
    who really wants a a gay best friend?!
    i mean, it'd be pretty freaking sweet to have a guy go, "oh my gawd, you look gawjuss in that sweetie!"
    (:

  7. xxheather109xx xxheather109xx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    facebook
    (:

  8. XoQueen_of_KingsX3 XoQueen_of_KingsX3
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2009 4:05pm UTC
    ;* Did you ever*;
    Get this random feeling ;
    where you dont wanna talk to anyone,
    You throw your phone cause
    the texts just keep coming, and
    you . silently . lay . on . your. bed
    for 5 minutes? for those 5 minutes,
    i felt like No one could touch me.
    Even if i wanted them to.

  9. x_RJA_lovee x_RJA_lovee
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2009 12:54pm UTC
    && theres this little fantasy
    in the back of my head. where we're standing in the rain
    && you take my hands, look me in the eyes and say
    " y o u w e r e t h e o n e a l l a l o n g "


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. marissarosexx3 marissarosexx3
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2009 8:28pm UTC
    It breaks your heart;
    when knowing someone b e c o m e s someone you knew.
    when you'd spend hours on the phone only *arguing about "who
    loves who more" but now you argue with about e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g.
    who you would be able to hug for 10 minutes straight, but now
    can't even look at for more than 10 seconds. who you would talk
    to all your friends about how wonderful he always was , *b u t
    now only talk about what a bad person he has b-e-c-o-m-e.
    who you could tell your d r e a m s to, but now you only dream of
    killing him for what he's done. *who you could trust with your
    whole heart, but now you only trust the way he said g o o d b y e .
    who you would k-i-s-s g-o-o-d-n-i-g-h-t* every time he snuck through your
    window, but now your waiting for him to come by & he's gone. who would
    say he loved you all the time & you thought he meant it, but now you know
    it was only a one way street. *& you really were i n l o v e , but it's his loss
    because he was bad news from the start. you still 'til this day are crying,
    but you're just another *line in his book. you're always gonna hurt, but when
    he looks at you he only can laugh b e c a u s e he doesn't want to admit that
    It breaks your heart </3

  12. xLoveKillsSlowlyx xLoveKillsSlowlyx
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 1:33am UTC
    a wise girl
    kisses but doesn't love, listens
    BUT DOESNT BELIEVE &
    l e a v e s b e f o r e
    she is left
    ---------------- Marilyn Monroe

  13. erinnelxo13 erinnelxo13
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2009 7:53pm UTC
    i'm the type of girl who...
    can [never] make up her mind about anything
    trips over anything & everything
    could never go a day without laughing
    runs up the stairs at night because
    shes scared something might be ---> chasing her
    p r e t e n d s to text in those akward sitchuations
    saves those cute text messages <3
    could live off of arizona iced tea :)
    never leaves the house without her ipod
    who's the last to realize "flo rida" spells florida
    b u t t h a t s j u s t m e .

  14. colortherainbow colortherainbow
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2009 12:05am UTC
    AND FAVORITE THIS IF YOU THINK THERE SHOULD BE A
    M Y L I F E I S A K W A R D

  15. ajxo* ajxo*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2009 4:17pm UTC
    &+ I wish I could just forget about you.
    forget how we were the "cute" couple.
    forget how sweet you were.
    forget that you were the "best" boyfriend.
    But most of all,
    forget about us.
    nott minesss XD
    credddit too
    dancecrazy167(;

  16. dramaqueen61896 dramaqueen61896
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2009 4:51pm UTC
    Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
    Please...
    Can you bleed for a week and survive?
    Can you squeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
    Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomuch for 9 months?
    Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone at once?
    Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
    Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
    Can you --->face heartbreak?
    Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
    Can you burn your forehead with a straightner and not complain?
    Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
    Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
    Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
    I Didn't Think So.
    **comment to add more if you like!**

  17. Gl4m0urCh1ck Gl4m0urCh1ck
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2009 8:37pm UTC
    I Hate It When People Ask
    1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
    2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
    3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
    4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
    5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
    6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
    7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
    8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
    9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
    10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
    11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
    12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
    13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
    14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
    15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
    *hope yah likeeee!!(:

  18. xoBROKENhearted xoBROKENhearted
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2009 5:54pm UTC
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  19. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 4:52am UTC
    Things u HAVE to do in a supa-market!!!
    1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
    " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
    9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
    "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
    hope you like it <3

  20. xoxuuknnouuluvvmeeeexox xoxuuknnouuluvvmeeeexox
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2009 6:00pm UTC
    diNoSauR ExtiNCtioN
    wasn't an accident .
    barney came along,
    and they all committed
    SuiCiDe

:)

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