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  1. livvygurl77 livvygurl77
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    January 28, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    I wish quotes could always be like this, plain, unknown. Just so everyone gets a fair chance.

  2. livvygurl77 livvygurl77
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    January 28, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Detox weekend- the weekend everyone posts about it being detox weekend and not actually making quotes.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

  4. BrieLynn BrieLynn
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    Anyone remember that show Total Drama Island?
    This is how I spend my Saturday nights ... </3

  5. livvygurl77 livvygurl77
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    January 28, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    Well, I can at least say that during Detox weekend people actually read my quotes(:

  6. BrieLynn BrieLynn
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    January 29, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    I'll delete the messages and the pictures. Pretend we never met, & forget the 'Hello' that changed everything ... ♥


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  8. sparklylaughter sparklylaughter
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    January 25, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Daddy Why D'you Do It?
    Chapter 21
    Scarlet Marie's POV
    "Scarlet Marie Eloise, you are in big trouble, young lady" she screamed.
    "Mommy!" Mike yelled.
    "That will be $3000 m'am" a police officer said.
    She handed him a stack full of money and he opened our cell.
    We jumped in her car and drove to everyone's house.
    As soon as I got home I went directly to bed.
    The next morning I was very sleepy.
    I went downstairs ate breakfast then came back upstairs.
    I changed into some short-shorts and a tank top.
    I went into my bathroom and aplied some lip gloss, eyeliner and mascara.
    I walked to school and when I got there a bunch of people crowded around me.
    "What do you want?" I asked.
    "Is it true you went to jail last night?" a guy asked.
    "Yes, now leave me alone" I told them.
    I went to my locker to get my books.
    When I opened it a folded piece of paper, with my name on it, fell down.
    I picked it up.
    "Scarlet, I am sorry to inform you, but you have a pink monkey on your head" I read.
    "What the heck?" I said out loud.
    Just then Liam came.
    "What happened?" he asked.
    I tossed him the note.
    "That makes no sense" he said.
    We walked together to our next class and I saw a poster on the wall.
    "PINK MONKEY: you're a loser BLUE MONKEY: you don't have a life" said the poster.
    At the bottom it had Lindsay's name.
    "I guess I know what pink monkey means now" I muttered.
    2 months later
    "Scarlet, please come to the wedding" my father asked for the billionth time.
    "Fine! When is it?" I asked.
    "In 1 hour and a half" he said.
    I shut the phone.
    I sprinted upstairs and threw a yellow dress, that came right above my knees, on my bed.
    I went deeper into my walk-in closet and took out matching yellow heels.
    I put them on and went to my bathroom.
    I combed my hair and then started curling it.
    I found a skinny black headband, with a silver bow on it.
    I put it on.
    Next I moved on to makeup.
    I put on some eyeshadow, mascara, lip gloss and a little bit of blush.
    I was done.
    As I arrived at the wedding, Mike ran to my mom.
    I convinced my mom and Mike to come, but trust me, it was not easy.
    I walked in and I went to find a table to sit at.
    Someone tapped my shoulder.
    "What are you doing here, you loser?" Lindsay asked.
    "That is no way to talk to my daughter" said my father.


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  10. summerl0vinn summerl0vinn
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    January 26, 2012 9:36am UTC
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  12. sparklylaughter sparklylaughter
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    January 22, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Daddy Why D'you Do It?
    Chapter 19
    Scarlet Marie's POV
    "Here's your room" said Jake, while pointing to a huge blue room.
    "Thanks" I said.
    "Your kinda cute" Jake said.
    I blushed.
    "Ohhhhhh Jake and Scarlet sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G...." sang Mike.
    I scolded him, and told him to go put his stuff on a bed.
    My phone started vibrating.
    "Hello?" I asked.
    "Scarlet. I'm in jail. The police caught me driving. Please come bail me out" I heard Liam
    say.
    "Your what?" I screamed.
    "I'm in jail! Come bail me out!" Liam said louder and angrier.
    "How much?" I asked.
    "$750" he said.
    "I-I don't have the m-"
    "Just try Scarlet" Liam said.
    "Time's up!" I heard a man say from the background.
    All of the sudden there was a beeping sound coming from the phone.
    I hung up.
    "What's wrong?" asked Jake.
    "Uh, my friend Liam is in jail and he need's me to bail him out" I said.
    "You mean Liam Duke?" Jake asked.
    "Yeah. Why?" I said.
    "We're like best friends. How much does he need?" Jake asked me.
    "$750" I said.
    "Lemme get the money and we'll go" he said while running towards a giant door.
    10 minutes later we were in his BMW going towards the jail.
    "Scarwet, where are we going?" Mike asked.
    "We're going to go get Liam" I told him.
    I sat there thinking about how Liam could've even had a car!
    My phone vibrated.
    "Hello?" I asked.
    "Scarlet! Where are you? Is Mike with you?" I heard my mother yell.
    "Uh, I-I think y-you've got the wrong number" I said in a british accent.
    "Oh, sorry miss" my mother said.
    I hung up.
    My phone vibrated again.
    "Hello?" I asked.
    "Scarlet is it you?" my mother asked.
    "Sorry but I think you have the wrong number" I said, faking a british accent.
    I hung up before she could say anything else.
    "What's up with the british accent?" Jake asked.
    " Uh, um , nothing" I replied quickly.
    We pulled into the parking lot at the jail.
    I was thinking about how Liam had been driving without a lisence.
    "Jake, how old are you?" I asked him.
    "15. Why?" he said.
    Before I could answer his questions a police officer went up to Jake's window and tapped.
    I knew this wasn't going to turn out well because Jake was famous and most people knew how old he was...
    -sing4themoment
    If you comment we will notify you for the next chapter
    we can not notify you for every chapter because it takes too long.
    Thx!
    P.S. faves are greatly appreciated too

  13. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    I'm so romantic sometimes;
    i think i should marry myself.

  14. sparklylaughter sparklylaughter
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    January 20, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Daddy Why D'you Do It
    Chapter 18
    Liam's POV
    "I-I, um," I stuterred.
    The cop raised an eyebrow, "Liscense, sir?"
    "Well, um, you see, I just got my liscense like, last month, and I-I don't really remember to bring it everywhere," I lied.
    "Oh, well, do you think you could call someone at home who might be able to bring it?" The cop asked, "I mean, normally a police officer shouldn't do this, but I know it's hard to remember your liscense, especially when you first got it."
    I smiled, "Thank you, sir. But, unfortunately, no one's home."
    "Well, I guess I could let you off the hook. Just this once."
    "T-thank you, sir," I said gratefully.
    He smiled at me, "But do you think that I could have you're name so I know next time that I can't let you off the hook?"
    "Oh, Liam Duke."
    The cop started writing it down, but then he suddenly looked at me, "A-are you George Duke's son?"
    I nodded.
    Suddenly the cop looked mad, "Well, you see, he was talking to me about how his only son was turning 16 soon, and getting his liscense."
    Uh-oh
    "I-I," I couldn't think of anything to say.
    "Listen kid, we have a problem."
    Scarlet's POV
    Mike and I ran through the rain.
    "Why did we haded to go?" Mike asked for the hundredth time.
    I looked at him, "Mike, we have to. Please, I'll explain later."
    He sighed.
    I finally saw it.
    Jake Mulk's house.
    Jake Mulk's family was rich and so he had a second home that was all his.
    The thing was, he rented out rooms there to the kids at our school.
    A lot of kids stayed there apparently.
    I rang the doorbell and Jake answered it.
    He had light brown hair and blue eyes that made a million girls faint.
    It was pathetic.
    "I need a room," I said firmly, holding Mike's hand.
    Jake looked between Mike and me and said, "C'mon in."
    I saw a couple of kids my age sitting on the couch in the living room.
    Jake just stood in the entry hall and said, "Why do you need a room?"
    "My dad's girlfriend is a... well you know," I said bitterly, looking down at a nodding Mike.
    He smiled at me, "So you ran away?"
    I nodded impatiently, "Yes. Now can I have a room or not?"
    "Sure, I'm Jake, by the way."
    "Scarlet, and this is Mike."
    Jake smiled at Mike.
    "How much is the rent?" I asked.
    "Fify bucks a week."
    I nodded. I had been saving my money since I was twelve, so I was sure I had enough.
    He held out his hand, "Welcome to your new home."
    I liked the sound of that.
    I looked at Mike who was grinning.
    I smiled and shook Jake's hand.
    Authors note:
    Hope u liked it!!!
    comment if u wanna know when chap 19 is out!!!
    -smilexlaughxlove


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  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
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    January 18, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    you treat me badly for no reason
    yet, im still in love with you. stop breaking my heart and just let me love you.
    follow me, i follow back:) -jimmy365

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
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    January 18, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    How I see dogs:
    Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labradore.
    How I see cats:
    cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
    follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365
    format by ThatsSoMeee :)

  18. summerl0vinn summerl0vinn
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    January 18, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    summerl0vinn'.
    chapter 17 //Logan's P.O.V.// http://www.polyvore.com/party_outfits/set?id=42433916 //
    It's been a week, and me and Chad have been getting really close.
    We've already shared our life stories together and I got to really know him.
    Of course, me and him are just "friends".
    Luckily, tonight is one of the biggest parties of the entire summer.
    This popular snob at my school, Karen, whose house is a little smaller than mine has a huge party halfway through the summer.
    I got ready with the girls around 4 since the party started promptly at 6.
    I dyed the tips of my hair red and Audrey dyed her tips aqua. Miranda refused to, and just died her hair darker.
    I put on a little studded top that ended just under my boobs, and put on a mini skirt that ended at the bottom of my butt; exposing my toned, tanned, and flat stomach.
    I only put mascara and blush on but dabbed light lipgloss onto my pouty lips.
    I put high heels on and grabbed a black clutch.
    Audrey wore a short white top as well and a floral pencil skirt with a pearl ring and black heels.
    Miranda wore an Aztec top and black skirt and a black bracelet.
    I straightened my long hair and let it fall down my back.
    Audrey put her hair in a bun that looked messy yet neat while Miranda braided hers into a bun.
    I threw my iPhone into my bag and logged off of Facebook and Tumblr.
    I had a +1 so I invited Chad - but just as friends, though.
    I pulled up at his house, with the girls sitting in the back so he could get shotgun.
    "Yoooooooo!" He screamed as he hopped over the door and plopped into the seat.
    "You know I hate when you do that!" I slapped his leg playfully.
    "Yes, master," he bowed his head to me as a joke, so I laughed and went along with it.
    "Lookin fresh to death, bro!" Miranda screamed from the back, why is she bothering me so much lately?
    I saw Chad's face drop a little at the lack of humor.
    I started driving to Karen's house and when we pulled up I got out for valet.
    "I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart..."
    Taio Cruz was blaring through the house as we walked inside.
    "Hiii!" Karen squealed; I smiled and gave her a fake hug.
    I turned around to ask Miranda something but she was gone already.
    I didn't know where she went but I knew one thing; this party was going to take such an unexpected turn that I would've never guessed.
    *Comment, fave, follow (:

  19. kcsoccergirly22 kcsoccergirly22
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    January 17, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    TWO FACED
    "KELLI!!" MY MOM YELLED FROM DOWN STAIRS. I WAS SITTING ON THE FLOOR IN MY BEDROOM LOOKING THROUGH EVERYTHING. KEVIN CAME INTO MY ROOM, "TRUCK IS LEAVING IN 10 MINUTES KIDDO" HE TOLD ME. KEVIN WAS MY NEW STEPDAD. HE WAS NICE AND FUNNY AND IT WASN'T THAT I DIDN'T WANT A NEW DAD IT WAS JUST THAT, WELL KEVIN CAME IN A PACKAGE. HIS FOUR KIDS. THERE WAS JOSH, HE WAS 17 AND THE MOST POPULAR SENIOR IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL, A TOP ATHLETE IN MANY SPORTS AND VERY OUTGOING. THEN WAS COLLIN, HE WAS 16 LIKE ME AND IN THE SAME GRADE AS ME. I HAVE KNOWN HIM FOR THE LAST 11 YEARS, IF YOU DON'T INCLUDE KINDERGARTEN THAT IS. HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN IN JOSH'S SHADOW WHICH I MUST ADMIT HAD TO BE HARD BUT HE WAS A JERK, COCKY, AND HAD COME TO SCHOOL DRUNK MORE THAN ONCE. RYAN WAS THE 3RD CHILD, HE WAS 14 AND A FRESHMAN, HE WAS NICE BUT A FLIRT. THEN THERE WAS LITTLE ISABELLA, BELL, AS SHE PREFERED. SHE WAS A VERY SMART AND SMALL LITTLE GIRL. SHE HAD BROWN HAIR THAT WAS LIGHTER THAN HE BROTHERS BUT EYES THAT WERE SO BLUE THAT THEY LOOKED LIKE A LAKE ON A POSTCARD.
    THE NEW HOUSE WAS REALLY BIG. IT WAS NICE AND OPEN, KEVIN TOLD ME THAT MOST OF MY BOXES WERE ALREADY UPSTAIRS AND IT WAS THE SECOND DOOR ON THE RIGHT.I WALKED UPSTAIRS AND PASSED A BRIGHT PINK ROOM ON THE RIGHT THAT WAS BELL'S. ACROSS THE HALL ON THE LEFT WAS DARK BLUE AND HAD MUSIC ON, LOOKING INSIDE I SAW 3 SENIORS THAT I KNEW FROM SCHOOL, JOSH'S ROOM... I WALKED PAST AND RIGHT ACROSS THE HALL FROM MY ROOM WAS A CLOSED DOOR, I WASN'T SURE IF IT WAS COLLIN'S OR RYAN'S BUT I GUESS COLLIN'S BECAUSE RYAN WALKED OUT OF THE ONE A LITTLE FARTHER DOWN,
    "HEYY! EVERYONE OUR NEW SISTER IS HERE!" HE YELLED UP AND DOWN THE HALL. I QUICKLEY WENT INTO MY ROOM WHICH WAS BRIGHT GREEN. I STARTED UNPACKING AND RYAN SAT ON THE FLOOR AND TALKED. I TRYED TO PAY ATTENTION BUT GOT LOST BECAUSE HE WAS TALKING ABOUT TO MUCH. BELL SKIPPED INTO MY ROOM, "KELLI!" SHE SAID RUNNING UP AND HUGGING MY LEG. I PATTED HER HEAD "HEY BELL! WHATS UP?" "DADDY AND NEW MOMMY SAY THAT DINNER IS READY!" SHE LAUGHED AND SKIPPED OUT OF THE ROOM AND RYAN RAN BEHIND, COLLIN MUST HAVE OVER HEARD AND OPENED THE DOOR, HE LOOKED AT ME WITH A BLANK EXPRESSION AND WALKED DOWN THE HALL. "FEELING RIGHT AT HOME" I SAID SACASTICLY PUTTING MY STUFF DOWN AND WALKING TO THE HALL.
    *hey so new story, boring beginning but i believe that it will get better. lemme know what you think! comment/like/fallow.*

  20. sparklylaughter sparklylaughter
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    January 17, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    Daddy Why D'you Do It
    Chapter 17
    Scarlet Marie's POV
    "Why do we haded to go again?" Mike asked.
    "We just do" I said.
    Mike took Mr. Bear and his little blanket, and stuffed them in his backpack.
    I looked through Liam's stuff, trying to find a piece of paper and a pen.
    "Underwear, socks, books, movies...ah, paper and a pen!" I said.
    Liam I can't stay here.
    I have to go somewhere else.
    Don't look for me.
    Don't look for Mike.
    Forget about me.
    Bye.
    I looked at my message.
    I folded the piece of paper twice and then wrote Liam's name on it.
    "Let's go Mike!" I said.
    "Okey-dokey" he whispered.
    I grabbed my stuff and ran down the stairs with Mike.
    We threw on our sneakers and our sweaters.
    I looked at Liam's house one more time and left.
    Liam's POV
    "Hi! How can I help you?" squeaked the lady at the cashier.
    "I'd like 1 large pizza. One half with bacon and pepporoni and the other half
    with...um, just cheese" I told her.
    She tossed her light brown hair behind her shoulder and ran into the back to
    tell them my order.
    I took a seat by the door and waited.
    20 minutes later my pizza was ready.
    I payed and left.
    While I was driving, I saw a girl that looked like Scarlet and a little boy.
    I kept driving though, because it was raining so I couldn't really say it was
    them.
    When I got home I went inside and put the pizza on the kitchen table.
    "Scarlet. Mike. Pizza's here!" I yelled.
    No answer.
    "Guys, I brought the pizza" I yelled agian.
    Still no answer.
    I ran up the stairs and into my room.
    No Scarlet. No Mike.
    I looked around my room to see if their stuff was there, but it wasn't.
    On my desk I saw a note that said my name.
    I opened it.
    Liam I can't stay here.
    I have to go somewhere else.
    Don't look for me.
    Don't look for Mike.
    Forget about me.
    Bye.
    I threw the note on the ground and ran to my car.
    I sped to the place where I saw Scarlet and Mike.
    A cop was behind me.
    He put his lights on and I could see he wanted me to pull over.
    I pulled over.
    He walked out and tapped on my window.
    I opened it.
    "Sir, you were speeding. I need to give you a ticket. Please give me your driver's lisence" the cop said.
    The problem was, I was 15 and I didn't have a driver's liscence...
    -sing4themoment
    Thx for reading!!
    If you comment we will notify u when the
    next chapter is out! BUT faves are greatly appreciated too!
    Plese check out my story on my account called
    "Why Me?"
    Sry if the formats messed up, Ive been having trouble with it...
    thx!
    Sms

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