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  1. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    MY ATTITUDE IS COMPLETELY BASED ON |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
    HOW YOU TREAT ME

  2. iKenzie iKenzie
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    You love me.
    Real or not real?

  3. Belladixie17 Belladixie17
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    Wa k e u p i n t h e m i d d l e o f t h e n i g h t t o o p e e :
    avoid all mirrors.
    Airplane engine makes a sudden noise:
    i lived a good life.
    Hear thumps while in shower:
    your whole family is being killed and you're next.
    Turns off lights before going to bed:
    OMG run for the bed before the demons get you.
    Elevator door doesn't open immediately:
    trapped forever.
    Realize it's too quiet, where's everyone?:
    oh god, zombies.

  4. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 3:10pm UTC
    i wanna go back to our first conversation.

  5. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    When a girl wants to kiss you:: She
    plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles her
    fingers, and waits for you to make a move.
    When a boy wants to kiss you:: Smiles
    nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the
    right moment to make a move.
    When I want to kiss you: I stare at you
    from a distance, and start sobbing about how
    ugly I am, and that I'll die alone with
    approximately 73 cats.

  6. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    She had a way
    of seeing the beauty in in others,
    when that person couldn't see it themselves.
    -J.K. Rowling

  7. ZzZz123 ZzZz123
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    Do you like to fish?
    cuz I want you to
    hook me up ;)

  8. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    We never really grow up.
    We just learn how to act in public.

  9. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    me: I really like him.
    friend: why?
    me: Are you serious? Have you seen his smile!?
    friend: You should tell him.. he likes you too.
    me: HE DOES? How do you know!?
    him: Because I know your friends password.

  10. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
    9x - 7i > 9x - 21u
    -7i > - 21u
    7i < 21u
    i <3 u.

  11. Iwasenchantedtomeethim_ Iwasenchantedtomeethim_
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 11:20am UTC
    I want a boy ..
    who would shove ice cream in my face.
    Who would wrestle with me.
    Who shows me off to his friends & family.
    Who treats me with respect.
    Who would call me at four in the morning
    just to tell me that he can't stop thinking about me.
    Who sings to me, even if he can't.
    Who could break my heart, but would never even dream of it. <3

  12. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    MY CAT RAPS.
    HIS NAME?
    WISKA LIFA.

  13. livelovelaughxxxxx livelovelaughxxxxx
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    Dear Fox News,
    so far, no news about foxes
    Sincerly,Unimpressed. ♥

  14. mareadia914 mareadia914
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    Love; noun
    a form of amnesia, when a girl
    forgets there are 1.2 billion other guys
    in the world ♥

  15. xomiaxo1198 xomiaxo1198
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    The Only Way A Guy Should Hurt A Girl;
    Is From Hugging Her Too Tight

    nmf.

  16. Too_Much_Love Too_Much_Love
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 10:04am UTC
    Your Pitbull ate my Eminem that cost me 50 Cent while I was shuffling LMFAO.

  17. maggie1021 maggie1021
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    ormat by Sandrasaurus
    The sketchy moment
    When you turn around and i'm behind you

  18. _Rainbow_XD_ _Rainbow_XD_
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    I was walking around in a supermarket when i saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back, the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this, 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!'' OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said, 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state of mind from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him...♥

  19. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    I h a t e i t w h e n;
    I can't find the cheese grater,
    and I have to use my abs


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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