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soccerstarx2

1. soccerstarx2
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2012 8:37pm UTC
   I wonder if anyone that usually gets top quotes are getting any this weekend..
   
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2. soccerstarx2
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2012 8:07pm UTC
   fave if you think witty should only allow one quote per person a day. <3
   
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3. soccerstarx2
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2012 2:31pm UTC
   fave this if you think
   it's really annoying how the same people get all the top quotes, and steve should limit a user to one quote a day.
   
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4. soccerstarx2
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 4:11pm UTC
   are you a camera?
   cause whenever i look at you, i smile.
   
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5. soccerstarx2
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 12:35pm UTC
   dear guy sitting next to me,
   I can see you copying my test. Sincerely, joke's on you,
   I didn't study either. [♥]
   
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6. soccerstarx2
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 12:32pm UTC
   i wish memories were like text messages
   we could delete the ones we don't like, and lock the ones we love ♥
   
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7. soccerstarx2
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2012 4:08pm UTC
   I remember 2011
   like it was yesterday
   
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8. soccerstarx2
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2011 9:17pm UTC
   hi babyy<3333:)
   Who is this? sorry i lost all my contacts
   your wonderful girlfriend <3
   jenelleee<333
   aubrey...
   fuuuck.
   
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9. soccerstarx2
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   December 5, 2011 2:49pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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10. soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    did steve make a limit on only having 50 pages of favorites?
    
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11. soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    men are the best cooks,
    because with two eggs, one sausage, and a little bit of milk,
    they can fill the girl's stomach for nine months♥
    
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12. soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 2:59pm UTC
    &who else remembers
    "I like eggs." from the Amanda Show? ♥
    
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13. soccerstarx2
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    November 20, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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14. soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    men are the best cooks,
    because with two eggs, one sausage, and a little bit of milk,
    they can fill the girl's stomach for nine months♥
    
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15. soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 1:35pm UTC
    did you hear about the peanut that was mugged?
    yeah, he was assaulted.♥
    
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16. soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 3:21pm UTC
    Hows your love life? nonexistant, thanks for asking
    
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17. soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    I have a six pack
    just look in my fridge.
    
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18. soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 10:07am UTC
    Math Problem:
    Shannon has 7 bottles in one hand, and 9 in the other. What does she have?
    A drinking problem. She has a drinking problem.
    
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19. soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 6:40pm UTC
    Sometimes you have to let go
    to see if there was anything worth holding onto ♥
    
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20. soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    Who else remembers
    the 3 eyed monkey from Jimmy Neutron that said, "Hi , I'm Paul ! "
    
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