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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 4:18pm UTC

You have the right
to leave someone.
But at least tell them why,
cause what’s even more painful than being abandoned
is knowing you’re not worth an explanation.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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KT_143
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January 28, 2013 6:44pm UTC

How to tell your parents you're pregnant
Sit your parents down and tell them flat out
you murdered someone by accident.
When they get hysterical you say
"SYKE!"
I actually created someone.
They're gonna be a lot happier.

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bye*
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 4:49pm UTC

i was with a new friend yesterday
and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm
and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like
“hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low”
and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

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Cammie
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January 15, 2013 6:51pm UTC

Did you listen to awesome music
Drink some awesome shoters
And soak up eachother's awesomeness?

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lovecrazy
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January 15, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I was told this hilarious joke today.
It goes:
you're pretty.
Ahahahaha oh man, I'm still laughing.
Someone call me an ambulance, I can't breathe.

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the_story_left_untold
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January 14, 2013 10:38pm UTC

Plot Twist: Steve is Jenna Marbles

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MyMindBook
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January 12, 2013 9:44pm UTC

What if Taylor Swift dated Ed Sheeran but He Cheated
on her with ADELE and then they all broke up......?

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Eli123qwe
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January 12, 2013 10:57pm UTC

Witty
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Takes Away Your Social Life, Sleep, and Grades!
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Might wanna check that ad above again ;)
double quote format by Breeze

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bunnylover43
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January 10, 2013 5:13pm UTC

Witty Profiles is a community of 345,191 writers.
We write funny status messages, romantic poems, and inspirational stories.
We know you want to join....It starts off as a thing you go on once a week, then once a day, then once an hour all the way down to an all day addiction.....Join us, Join us..
Join Us

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 10:10pm UTC

•*..*0lXm• 0-_)•
★★★
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space makes me sad because nothing is close to anything and forever is a long time to be alone
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PERFECT FORMAT AELLYNIQ
MY ORIGINAL QUOTE
(PLEASE DON'T REPOST. LOVE YOU.)

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Cammie
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 4:26pm UTC

"So what we get drunk. So what we don't sleep... we just havin' fun; we don't care who sees" -My English teacher's ringtone.
nmf

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 5:45am UTC

Plot Twist: Guys come on Witty and make fake accounts and start pretending to be girls.

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heartofgold
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January 9, 2013 2:51pm UTC

Imagine if your parents secretly stalked you on Witty..

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 7:19pm UTC

There are two rules to success:
1) Never reveal everything you know

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ForeverAlone69
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 5:28pm UTC

Self Harmer; I cut myself because I have depression, a chemical imbalance in my brain I can't control.
Self Harmer; I cut because I feel so much emotional pain and when I turn it to physical pain, well at I can control that.
Self Harmer; I cut because today I binged, because I've been starving myself for the past two days, and I hate myself for eating because I might gain weight.
Self Harmer; I cut because no one at school or at home notices me or the fact that I'm suffering. I'm hoping someone will notice and give me the comfort I need.
Self Harmer; I cut to punish myself, because I'm full of self-loathing.
Justin Bieber Fan; I cut because my favourite pop star tried the least most dangerous street drug available! Lolz Biebz forevezzz! Omg I luv u jb notice meeee!

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NicholeLuvsYou
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January 8, 2013 10:38pm UTC

SO TRUE#1
Disagreeing with someone just to annoy them.
[♥] NicholeLuvsYou
Don't copy. Be creative.

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lovecrazy
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January 9, 2013 6:08pm UTC

Sometimes I just want a hug.
Somestimes I want someone to wrap their arms around me, and tell me that everything will be okay. That I don't have to go through this alone, and that they'll be there when I need them. I want someone to hold me close to them and never let me go. When I just want to give up and tell life that they won, I want someone to give me a reason to keep fighting. I just want a hug. A nice, tight, warm hug that tells me that I'm not alone and that someone loves me. Sometimes I just want someone to walk up to me, wrap their arms around me, and hold me so close that I can hear their heart beating in their chest. Sometimes I just want a hug. An innocent little hug.
That sometime is right now.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lovecrazy
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January 9, 2013 3:03pm UTC

"I put personality above looks."
Dang. Now, I really am forever alone because my personality is just as bad as my appearance.

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