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Member Since: 27 Jun 2011 03:54pm

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Location: Canada, BC

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ZombieSlayer
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 8:21pm UTC

Just a cut
And a scratch
"What's that?"
"Oh, it was the cat."
An excuse
Another lie
"What's with all the braclets?"
"I like them, why?"
But it's not just a cut
Or an excuse or a lie
It's always just 'one more'
Until you die
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | quote zombieslayer

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ZombieSlayer
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 10:23pm UTC

format not mine, peom not mine
Your so alone
Your sickness feels like home
Find some control
Starve 'till you're beautiful

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ZombieSlayer
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 1:46am UTC

I don’t know how they do it.
I don’t know how anyone does it, waking up every morning and eating and moving from the bus to the assembly line, where the teacher-bots inject us with Subject A and Subject B, and passing every test they give us. Our parents provide us the list of ingredients and remind us to make healthy choices: one sport, two clubs, one artistic goal, community service, no grades below a B because really, nobody’s average, not around here. It’s a dance with complicated footwork and a changing tempo. I’m the girl who trips on the dance floor and can’t find her way to the exit. All eyes on me.

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ZombieSlayer
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 6:58pm UTC

#ICantStandWhen I don't have legs.

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ZombieSlayer
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December 5, 2012 3:11am UTC

Police: where do you live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where do your parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do you all live?
Me: together
Police: where is your house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where do your neighbors live?
Me: if i tell you, you wont believe me
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house

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ZombieSlayer
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 11:51pm UTC

What if onions make our eyes water because at some point in history onions abused the human race so now as a instinct we begin to cry in fear of their presence?

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ZombieSlayer
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 11:36pm UTC

I hate this "real women have curves" bullshit. Real women don't have curves. Real women aren't skinny. Real women are flesh, blood and bone. Do you identify as a women? Good, then you are a real women. Move along.

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ZombieSlayer
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 10:32pm UTC

What they said: "I'm not asking for favs"
What they meant: "I'm asking for favs"

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ZombieSlayer
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November 23, 2012 12:55am UTC

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ZombieSlayer
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November 21, 2012 9:48pm UTC

If you haven't been through or tried whatever you're judging me about, your opinion is irrelevant and you can fuc.k off (:

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ZombieSlayer
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 10:46pm UTC

Anorexia isn't skipping a meal
Bulimia isn't making yourself puke everyonce in a while
Drug addiction isn't trying it once
Insomnia isn't not sleeping for a night or two
Depression isn't feeling low for a week
Anxiety isn't being nervous when you have a test

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ZombieSlayer
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 10:36pm UTC

I am forever engaged in a silent battle in my head over whether or not to lift the fork to my mouth, and when I talk myself into doing so, I taste only shame.

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ZombieSlayer
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September 18, 2012 10:07pm UTC

When I have a kid, I'm going to get them a laptop for there 13th birthday.
After about a year of them having it I'm going to say,
"I had your web history emailed to me, I think we need to talk."
Can't wait to see the look on their face.

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ZombieSlayer
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 1:30am UTC

"f/cking insomnia ):" The teen posted on facebook at 11:27pm

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ZombieSlayer
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September 8, 2012 7:25pm UTC

"I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment. I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love. I love the way people look when they first wake up and they’ve forgotten their surroundings. I love the gasp people take when their favorite character dies. I love when people close their eyes and drift to somewhere in the clouds. I fall in love with people and their honest moments all the time. I fall in love with their breakdowns and their smeared makeup and their daydreams. Honesty is just too beautiful to ever put into words.

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ZombieSlayer
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 7:21pm UTC

We carry these things inside us, that no one else can see.
They hold us down like anchors, they drown us out at sea.

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ZombieSlayer
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 7:19pm UTC

One slice of pizza
won't kill you, but s t a r v i n g yourself will.

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ZombieSlayer
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 4:39am UTC

Stop The Bullying
Buy A $20 Gift Card & Office Depot Donates $5 To Born This Way!
www.officedepot.com
Admit it,
You thought that was a add at first (; ^

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ZombieSlayer
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 6:52am UTC

I think a lot of overweight girls are hypocrites. I'm naturally tall and skinny, I eat what I want, I don't starve myself, and I am beautiful.
So why are you allowed to love your 'curves' but it is wrong for me to love my 'bones'?
Why is it okay for you to call me anorexic but horrible for me to call you fat?
If you can tell me to gain weight, why can't I tell you to lose weight?
If you can be beautiful for being big, I can be beautiful for being small. Get over it.

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ZombieSlayer
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 8:29pm UTC

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"Age is just a number!"
Yeah, so is 911 you creep...
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