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  1. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Witty is not a accepting place.
    Omg you dont support gay marriage? GTFO!!!
    You're pro-choice? You ignorant douche!
    You're not christian? Fuc.k you!!
    Omg, you hate One Direction? Why are you even here?!?
    You didn't fave a post about cancer? You sick person!
    There is no way anyone on this site can say they don't judge or bully. I think some of you are meaner than the people on other networking sites.

  2. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    Don't agree with abortion?
    Don't get one.
    Don't agree with gay marriage?
    Don't have one.
    Don't like your rights taken away?
    Don't Take Away Someone else's.
    n
    nmf

  3. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    R e s p e c t Y o u r P a r e s n t s ,
    They pay for your internet

  4. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    Boys, fights, lies and tears
    WELCOME TO THE TEENAGE YEARS

  5. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    there is such thing
    as being naturally thin. it is something
    that person cannot control
    Making fun of them is still wrong. calling someone
    too skinny can hurt just as
    much as calling someone too fat.

  6. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    Dear People of the World,
    I don't mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want.
    Sincerely, Grammar

  7. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 10:47pm UTC
     
     
     
    Struggle is the enemy;
    weed is the remedy
     

  8. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
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    July 2, 2012 1:14am UTC
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  9. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 12:47am UTC
    Everyone says that love hurts, but that's not true.
    Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone
    hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused
    with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world
    that covers up the pain and makes you feel okay again.

  10. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
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    July 1, 2012 7:09pm UTC
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  11. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    There is no need to hate on one direction. They are people too, and you don't know them. As far as I can tell, they seem really nice. I will admit, I do not like there music, at all. But just because I don't like it that is no reason to for me to hate on them. So if you don't like the one direction quotes, just f.ucking scroll past them.

  12. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 1:02am UTC
    *Someone insults your favourite band*
    Police officer: So they just fell off that cliff?

  13. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:46am UTC
    I JUST LOST THE GAME

  14. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
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    June 14, 2012 12:43am UTC
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  15. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
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    May 20, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    War over religion is like fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.

  16. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
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    May 20, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    Witty might as well have a "Tumblr" catagorey, because that's where 90% of the quotes come from.

  17. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    Nobody looks back and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.

  18. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
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    May 20, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    If we treated every illnes like a mental illness:
    "Dude you just think you need your insulin medication stuff because you can't deal with reality"
    *sigh* "I had to put in over time because Joe went and had a heart attack or ssomething. Some people will do anything to get out of work."
    "I'm getting very tired of this 'cancer' of yours. I think it'ss high time you snapped out of it!"
    "WHAT?! You mean there's some guy with cystic fiberosis just walking around??? Can't we jusst lock these people up?"

  19. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    If a girl wants to stuff her bra, let her. If a girl wants to cover herself in fake tan or make-up, let her. If a girl wants to bleach her hair, or wear hair extensions, let her. If a girl wants to wear fake nails and eyelashes, let her. You are nobody to judge. Chances are, the girl hides behind cosmetics because of people like you telling her she isn’t good enough. Chances are, shes just as insecure as you are.

  20. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
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    May 20, 2012 9:53pm UTC
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