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thatbritishboy
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 12:46pm UTC

What i if told
you.............................................
that you read the top line wrong?

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Hotchocolate
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December 24, 2011 7:20pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Sunflower20
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 4:03pm UTC

Daughter: Dad im lesbian.
Dad: Ok its cool!
2nd daughter: Dad im lesbian too.
Dad: Wtf?! Does anyone in this family like dick?
Son: I do!!

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ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 3:09pm UTC

going into the bad part of the city
and thinking,
"i'm going to get shot."
nmf

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 5:04pm UTC

tell me you love me and I'll be yours forever♥
LOL JK, make me some food then we can talk

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 5:46pm UTC

All i want
for christmas is you...
to get hit by a bus.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 5:50pm UTC

I'd catch a grenade for ya,
BUT TODAY I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING,
I just wanna lay in my bed

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 1:34pm UTC

"Im a wizard!"
"Prove it!"
"Sorry no magic out of hogwarts!"

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ilovedance143
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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x3_never_let_go
posted a quote
July 17, 2009 2:19pm UTC

HEY 90'S KIDS;
Remember when..
Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
"Talk to the hand" said it all?
The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
All movies came out on VHS?
The Rugrats were still babies?
Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
FAVORITE IF YOU REMEMBER<3

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beliebinchances
posted a quote
September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming.
Karma's a b*tch
♥theTitanic.
Format credit to: sillyslinky

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Savannahxaleese
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 6:12pm UTC

What the author wrote: The girl sat down in the black chair
What your english teacher thinks it meant: The author clearly is using symbolism here. The chair was black to show the girl is in a dark place, a place of desperation. She is sitting on the chair for support, since she is physically and mentally unstable.
What the author means:The girl sat down in the black chair
The gigtttttt
blathe girl sat

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Savannahxaleese
posted a quote
June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC

I have Cancer
My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

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JetsGirlXx18xX
posted a quote
January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC

♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
you cried
When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
you didn't say good bye.
I got lucky and got a donor heart
But When I Came Home
I Couldn't Find You
Finally I asked your mom
&& She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
"Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"
♥

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Little Wolf*
posted a quote
July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC

Only ninjas can read this quote.
Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

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ILubYoox3
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 10:17pm UTC

In 20-30 years
one of the hardest things our kids will have to do is finding a username that hasn't already been taken.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 9:55pm UTC

i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you.
now, highlight that ^
the format is mine, the idea is not.

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Dawnpotter
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 10:40am UTC

Parents;
"You can't stay on the computer ALL day"
Me;
"Challenge Accepted."

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emma21
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 3:22pm UTC

2011: what are you smoking?
1800: hath demons contaminated thy mind?

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livsbestfriendryan
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December 2, 2011 3:56pm UTC

j u s t f o u n d o u t f o r r e s t g u m p s p a s s w o r d ,
1forrest1
-tumblr♥

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