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sillymonkey_123
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July 27, 2012 6:58pm UTC

Can you name 13 people off the top of your head? 1-7 boys, 8-13 girls
1. Andy
2. Cole
3. Shane
4. Josh
5. Daniel
6. Paul
7. JP
8. Maria
9. Brooke
1O. Anyse
11. Alondra
12. Theresa
13. Cassy
How did you meet 10?
In the uniform store (for school) before 1st grade
Have you ever seen 4 cry?
Yes.
Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
Not really
Are you good friends with 13?
Kinda, we just met a month ago in summer school
Do you think 5 is cute?
YES! of course he's my boyfriend <3
Something about 1...
Best friend liked him for a long time.
Whats 7s fav color?.
Blue
What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you?
Tell him "sorry I only see you as a friend, plus I'm taken."
1 fact about 9?
Just met about a month ago and already amazing friends
Would you ever live with 4?
NO!
Is 2 single?
Yeah

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sillymonkey_123
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July 30, 2012 5:55pm UTC

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sillymonkey_123
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October 6, 2012 9:35pm UTC

The worst part?
I didn't just lose my boyfriend...
I lost my best friend..

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starfhish
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October 6, 2012 9:33pm UTC

"YES MOM, I UNDERSTAND!"
*5 minutes later*
"What did she want me to do again?"

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starfhish
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 9:29pm UTC

The risky naked trip
from the bathroom to the bedroom :o

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LolSoTrueQuotes
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October 6, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Lol So True: #136
My mom + my dad - condom = greatest person alive.
lolsotrue.com

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Avenging_Angel
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October 6, 2012 7:46pm UTC

What If...
...we're all just Sims being controlled by some kid on their computer?
mq

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behindthesmile3
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 7:37pm UTC

Do boys actually get real crushes on girls, or is that an urban myth?

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Infinity on high*
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October 2, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Your prince will come.
He may not be riding a white horse,
or have a big castle,
or a royal family,
but he will want you,
and o n l y you
and that will be better
than any
fairytale.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 9:56pm UTC

So i saw this picture of a sign, and it said:
Due to limited tickets
for the showing of The Hunger Games
guests will be chosen at random
to fight out to the DEATH
in the arena.
Thanks.
Have the good day,
Theatre Staff.
___________________________________________________________________
Mind = blown.

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sunkissed21
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 8:52pm UTC

Imagine waking up to the person you love every morning?..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Dishonored*
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October 5, 2012 6:43pm UTC

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AssKickerXx
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October 5, 2012 6:57pm UTC

I'm tired.
"I'm tired of of crying
I'm tired of yelling
I'm tired of being sad.
I'm tired of pretending
I'm tired of being alone
I'm tired of being angry
I'm tired of feeling crazy.
I'm tired of feeling stuck.
I'm tired of needing help.
I'm tired of remembering.
I'm tired of missing things.
I'm tired of being different.
I'm tired of missing people.
I'm tired of feeling worthless.
I'm tired of feeling empty inside.
I'm tired of not being able to just let go.
I'm tired of wishing I could start all over.
I'm tired of dreaming of a life, I will never have.
Most of all, I'm tired of being Tired.

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ashleymcq13
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 6:46pm UTC

Kids in the backseats cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause kids.

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carlyxoxo
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 6:47pm UTC

I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I must be boring.
I have red hair; I must have a fiery
temper.
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone
I wear make-up; I must be fake.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I like football; I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
I’m poor; I must be a tramp.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; I must be causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I must starve myself.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat
.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner
.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m like you; I must be copying.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
I am human; I must be stereotyped

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ashleymcq13
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 6:22pm UTC

You should wear a condom on your head, because if you are going to ack like a d/ck you might as well dress like one.

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Yupitsmadison
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October 5, 2012 6:20pm UTC

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AssKickerXx
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 6:48pm UTC

How many scrolls does it take to reach
the end of Witty? The world may never
know.

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ashleymcq13
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 6:16pm UTC

Dear McDonalds cashier,
don't give me that look. There's no age limit on a happy meal.
And dont forget the toy.

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