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Zairia_murchison

  1. juju5068 juju5068
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    Doing nothing is very hard to do.....
    you never know when you're done.

  2. hattier hattier
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    In their eyes I'll always
    be "His" little sister.

  3. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    "I love you."
    "I love you too"
    "I love you more."
    "I love you most."
    "I love you forever."
    "I love you forever and always."
    "I love you infinity."
    "I love you infinity and beyond."
    But how many can keep a promise?

  4. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 2:17am UTC
    Past,
    Present,
    and Future
    all walked into a bar.
    It was tense.

  5. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 2:25am UTC
    "Women belong in the kitchen."
    Friendly Reminder
    that's also where all the knives are.

  6. juju5068 juju5068
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    You're at your friends house and thier parents are screaming at them and you're just like
    Wow.That's a nice wall...

  7. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 10:01am UTC
    “When you trip over love, it is easy to get up.
    But when you fall in love, it is impossible to
    stand again.”

  8. bazinga bazinga
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 10:15am UTC
    I think my iPhone is broken.
    I pressed the home button
    and I'm still at school.

  9. Katherine * Katherine *
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 9:58am UTC
    f*ck butterflies
    I get the whole zoo when I see you...

  10. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    me at the store with skinny jeans, a cute shirt, converse, makeup & hair done nice: old people and unnatractive guys
    me at the store in old pajamas and old shoes with hair in a bun & no makeup: hot guy, hot guy, hot guy, and oh, would you look at that, someone from school

  11. breathlesss_ breathlesss_
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    It's crazy to think
    that a ghost could be
    humping you right now,
    and you'd have no way to know

  12. juju5068 juju5068
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Admit It #5
    You've never heard anyone say "Oh let's yahoo it"

  13. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Treat me like a queen,
    and i'll treat you like a king.
    Treat me like a game,
    and i'll show you how it's played.

  14. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Mom: do you have a boyfriend?
    Me: yes.
    Mom: oh my goodness i want to meet him!
    Me: buy me backstage passes to his concert and we both will.

  15. 1dfoshawty 1dfoshawty
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    I hate it
    when people are like
    "no offense, but you're ugly"
    and you're like
    "Offence fxxking taken,"

  16. smiley333 smiley333
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Closing your left and right eye to see how an object changes places.
    Now open both of your eyes and keep scrolling.

  17. Zairia_murchison Zairia_murchison
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    Girl: hey babe
    Boy: wats up babe
    Girl:i have to tell you 3 words
    Boy: wat
    Girl: i love you
    Boy:but thats three
    Girl: no because YOU and I are ONE

  18. JeMiNe2016 JeMiNe2016
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    Here are five random facts...
    ∞Slugs have four noses.
    ∞Banging your head against a wall can burn 150 calories an hour.
    ∞Babies are born without knee caps. They do not appear til the child is 2-6 years later.
    ∞Only one person in one billion will live to be 116 or older.
    ∞Febuary 1865 in recorded history to not have a full moon.
    5+ faces for a series. Comment any ideas. Thanks :)

  19. starfhish starfhish
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    How is it wrong;
    to be seen in an underwear ..
    but okay;
    to be seen in a bikini?!

  20. sillymonkey_123 sillymonkey_123
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    I feel like everyday you're falling out of love with me a little bit more, but I can't let you go cuz everyday I fall more in love with you..

:)

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