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Zach509
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 12:26pm UTC

I hate that feeling you get when you're trying your hardest not to cry in front of someone,
but as soon as they ask "are you okay?" you just lose it.

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Steve
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March 18, 2010 10:49pm UTC

"A universe simple enough to be understood is too simple to produce a mind capable of understanding it."
- Cambridge cosmologist John Barrow

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Steve
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September 29, 2011 3:30pm UTC

If that's tea, I'll have coffee. If that's coffee, I'll have tea.

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Steve
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October 6, 2011 8:56pm UTC

It makes me sad to see people delete quotes that are years old. It's like you are deleting pages out of Witty's history. Don't be ashamed of your old quotes. It's ok that people didn't fave them because the quotes meant something to you when you wrote them.

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Steve
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 10:00pm UTC

“Sleep is death enjoyed.” — Friedrich Hebbel

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 5:02pm UTC

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How about all quotes
that have to do with a celebrites
go in the 'celeb' catagory..
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iwishyouwerehere
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 4:11pm UTC

I just want to
FEEL HAPPINESS AGAIN.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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highacres
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 9:31pm UTC

I have to sleep
with a blanket
no matter
how hot it is

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Whor_an
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April 18, 2012 8:29pm UTC

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December 27, 2009 9:33pm UTC

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xxheather109xx
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November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC

Favorite this if...
you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
you always hear your name, when its not being called.
you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
facebook
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hiddenshadows
posted a quote
May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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