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  1. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    How much do I cost?
    Natural Hair:
    [x] Brown - $100
    [] Blonde - $50
    [] Black - $60
    [] Red - $70
    [] Other- $75
    Total so Far 100
    Eye Color:
    [] Brown - $50
    [] Green - $75
    [] Blue $150
    [] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    [x] All Combined (im special :) - 200
    Total so Far 300
    Height:
    [] Over 7′ - $200
    [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [x] Under 5′4 - $25
    Total so far: 325
    Age:
    [] 50 to 56 - $175
    [] 46 to 50 - $150
    [] 41 to 45 - $125
    [] 31 to 40 - $100
    [] 26 to 30 - $75
    [] 21 to 25 - $50
    [] 19 to 20 - $25
    [X] 0 to 18 - $100
    Total so far: 425
    Birth Order:
    [] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [x] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [] second born - $150
    [] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [] third born - $550
    [] fourth born - $300
    [] fifth born - $400
    [] sixth born -$215
    Total so far: 745
    Drink?
    [] I did like twice - $400 (it was only a sip or 2 at a wedding)
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [] Sometimes - $215
    [] YES - $200
    [] only weekends - $300
    [] Every other day - $50
    [] Once a day - $15
    [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [x] No - $600
    Total so Far: 1345
    Vision?
    [x] perfect vision - $400
    []need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $100
    [] Glasses - $50
    [] contacts - $25
    [] Glasses and contacts- $75
    [] Surgical correction - $100
    Total so far: 1420
    Shoe Size:
    [ ] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [] 11 to 12 - $400
    [x] 7 to 10 - $500
    [] Under 7- $450
    Total so Far:1920
    Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
    [] Green-$750
    [] Red - $600
    [] Black - $100
    [] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [] Purple - $225
    [] White - $400
    [] Aqua - $350
    [] Orange - $300
    [] Blue - $300
    [] Pink - $100
    [] Other - $500
    [x] Rainbow - 2800
    Total so Far: 4720
    did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [] Yes $0
    [x] Nope - $1000
    [] some- $750
    Total: $5,720

  2. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    My Friend: I'm getting a boyfriend ;p
    Me:
    Other Friend:
    Me:
    Me: Well we're happilly single :)
    Other Friend: No we're not... we're dying in side

  3. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    I told you i was ok to drive last night :)
    I drove... you sat in the passenger seat and steered with a paper plate

  4. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    1. Open Fridge. Nothing to eat
    2. Open Pantry. Nothing to eat
    3. Lower standards and repeat.

  5. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    b o r n h o t
    still hot
    always hot
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  6. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    Remember...
    You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.
    Act like it.

  7. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Moral of the story:
    Pineaples dont have sleaves
    LOL 8th grade NY ELA

  8. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    I have to sleep
    with a blanket
    no matter
    how hot it is

  9. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Me: I feel a little sick, better look up my symptoms online
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I have brain cancer?!?!?
    nmq/nmf

  10. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    This week two boys from my school district both died of Leukemia. One the day before they might have found a bone marrow transplant for him. I would like to give my wishes to the familys of these two young boys.
    RIP <333

  11. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    format credit to; idance.
    Those first two guys
    Who thought Superman
    was a bird or a plane...
    Why the hell were they so
    excited?

  12. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    #random twitter person: I should just go ahead and warn all my Twitter followers, I'm from the South. The "Southerns are illiterate" jokes dont make me laugh.
    @other random twiiter person: That's because you can't read them
    I saw this on twitter and thought this was funny, I have nothing against southerners I promise

  13. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Its not like I hate you...
    its just that if i were a bird
    you'd be the first person i'd
    Crap On!

  14. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    Who ever came up with this:
    Repost this if you love your dad. If you don't he'll die in 12 days.♥
    You are wrong in the head...
    These things are so annoying... better be safe than sorry

  15. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Nice PINK Steve
    Sry, i know that the "pink" is accually purple but i messed up the format

  16. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    I'm alone???
    yeaaaaa
    *Sings really loudly and badly*
    Someone walks in to the room and here's you singing
    Act casual... ♥

  17. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    that one friend
    ----> that you secretly hate "love"

  18. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    axe body spray,
    no matter how much you dont want to,
    admit it, it smells really good

  19. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed Someone
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched four movies in one night
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Sat first class on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped school
    Skipped class
    Had detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from the library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
    Had an online diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to sea world
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show
    Written poetry (FAILED TERRIBLY)
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a coloring book over age 12
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Related to someone with a alcohol and or drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Gone surfing in California
    Had a hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did “spirit day” at school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tattoo
    Had something pierced
    Got straight As
    Been on the honor roll
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS

  20. highacres highacres
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    Dance Moms
    Vivi-Anne: I don't even like dancing, my mom just said she would buy me alot of taco's
    Mackenzie: I love dancing, but I dont want to be on broadway. I just want to stay home and eat chips.

:)

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