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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. worldwidedreams worldwidedreams
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    I am the author of my life,
    Unfortunately I am writing in pen so I can't erase the mistakes.

  3. starfhish starfhish
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    Study
    (verb)
    The act of texting, eating
    and watching TV with
    an open textbook nearby

  4. i_am_me03 i_am_me03
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    trying to do a survey soooo.like if you're Irishandcomment if you aren't.(:

  5. xoStayBeautifulxo xoStayBeautifulxo
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    Today I found out about a 10 year old boy who has been harrassed by his classmates because he refuses to say the Pledge of Allegiance.
    Why?
    He says that until gays and lesbians have equal rights, there isn't "liberty and justice for all". Kids with the courage to stand up for others (GivesMeHope♥)

  6. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    A smile can mean a thousand words,
    but it can also hide a thousand problems.

  7. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    That's eyeliner?
    sorry, I thought you were attacked by a permanent marker.


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  9. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    (person I don't like)
    So you wanna hang out today?
    (Me)
    Sorry, but my uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.

  10. youdontknowme11 youdontknowme11
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 6:11pm UTC
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    Dear people who write on bathroom walls, I don't care who you love. I'm just trying to pee. ♥

  11. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    Dear McDonalds cashier,
    DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. THERE'S NO AGE LIMIT TO A HAPPY MEAL.
    Sincerely, don't forget the toy.

  12. Amna Amna
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 12:31pm UTC
    IDGAMF.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. Amna Amna
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    Is it just me, or does it feel like Witty is getting alittle unpopular?


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  17. LilWayne145 LilWayne145
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    that awkward momemt
    when snoop dogg is living young, wild and free... but he's 41.

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    Favorite if you think
    bubblewrap is the best part of the package.
    format by jimmy365
    nmq!

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    kids at my school: i like to smoke weed and get high and i also like to smoke cigarettes.
    me: sometimes when it's cold, i like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.

  20. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    Canada:
    Justin Bieber.
    Australia:
    Cody Simpson
    UK:
    One Direction.
    USA:
    .....?

:)

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