*Me on the phone with my best friend, Alex.*
Her: I'm making burritos, do you want one?
Me: Sure.
Her: Well you can't have any.
Me: Uhm, okay? I'm really bored.
Her: Me too.
Me: I think i'm gonna go on Witty. I'll call you back later.
Her: Wait what's witty?
Me: Uhh.. I'm coming Mom!
Her: Your mom never called your name? terilyn, What's witty?
Me: What's that you say Mom? The fish needs feeding? Okay! Sorry, alex, i have to go feed my fish.
Her: You don't have a fi-
Me: *Hangs up*