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lovecrazy
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December 14, 2012 8:56pm UTC

The man who turned a gun on innocent kindergarteners and some adults may have only physically killed twenty some people, but so many more people lost their lives today because of that man. When someone you love leaves, it's kind of like part of you left too. Killing those people basically killed their loved ones too. You can't get over a death the way you can a break up, it just doesn't happen. No one should ever get a phone call saying someone they love has been killed, no one deserves to go through that much pain. When this man took a child, a wife/husband, a sibling, a friend, etc. he also took the people that care about that person's life.
Be thankful for what you have, because it can disappear in the blink of an eye.

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blankwolf*
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December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC

How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
1. Go to Facebook.com
2. Right click anywhere on the page.
3. Click "View page source"
4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
the second the second most, and so on.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

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BlackButterflies
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December 1, 2012 2:11pm UTC

It's almost Christmas, so...
dashing through the snow
get the f#ck out of my way
you're so f#cking slow
how much do you weigh?
(Ha- ha- ha)
you can't f#cking sing,
I'll start a f#cking fight,
get the f#ck out of my way, you hoe
I'm driving here tonight....
oh! jingle bells, go to hell,
get the f#ck out of my way
oh what fun it is to ride over bodies everyday.
Hey!
jingle bells, go to hell.
b#tch what did I say?
move that a/ss cause you can't hide
from my motherf#cking sleigh
Hey!

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xXLivingInSecrecyXx
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December 1, 2012 1:17pm UTC

Giving your best friend 'The Look' when someone is being annoying as hell

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jofferyballet321
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December 1, 2012 1:17pm UTC

Finally it's December!

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So_This_Is_Life
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December 1, 2012 12:33am UTC

Today,
I fell asleep in math. When I woke up, the whole class was staring at me, inclusing my math teacher,
who was trying not to laugh at me.
nmf

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HakunaaMatata
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November 30, 2012 10:05pm UTC

I guess i'm single for the night,
& you can sit right on my middle finger for the night ;*

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OneDirectionQuotes
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November 30, 2012 9:45am UTC

"Everyone's got one of those girls in their school,
Or in their group of friends, where yeah, there's a
Few fit girls that know they're hot.
But there's always one really sweet inoccent girl,
That doesn't know she's absolutely gorgeous...
Eleanor is that girl."
-Louis Tomlinson

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yourcool
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November 29, 2012 9:47pm UTC

the worst thing to ever see?
seeing your mother cry and knowing you can't change her pain.
loveyoumom, hanginthere, dadwouldbesoproud.

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yourcool
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November 29, 2012 10:02pm UTC

six facts you'll never need to know:
the dot above the lowercase "j" and "i" is called the "title".
the end of your shoelace, the plastic part, is called the "aglet".
your nose is the same length as your thumb.
your foot is the same length as your forearm.
your lip is the same length as your index finger.
the marking on dice are called "pips".

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LegendaryLettuce
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November 28, 2012 3:48pm UTC

On the 12th day of christmas Facebook came to me....
12 dudes Im blocking
11 friends just waiting
10 corny topics
9 busted barbies
8 friends complaining
7 stalkers stalking
6 party invites
5 DRAMAAA QUEEENS
4 game requests
3 photo tags
2 people pokes
AND A CREEP WHO WONT STOP INBOXING MEEE!
Merry early christmas everyone.

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