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  1. Gives_MeHope Gives_MeHope
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    December 26, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    When my brother was in kindergarten, he couldn't stop talking about how cool and funny his new best friend Jeremy is.
    When we met him, we saw he was in a wheelchair. On the way home we asked my brother why he never told us that Jeremy was in a wheelchair.
    He simply said, " Because it isn't important."

  2. Gives_MeHope Gives_MeHope
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    December 26, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    My little sister came home from school one day and demanded I take her to the library so she could get books on sign language.
    I asked why. She told me there was a new kid at school who was deaf and she wanted to befriend him.
    Today, I stood beside her at their wedding watching her sign.. "I Do."

  3. Gives_MeHope Gives_MeHope
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    December 26, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    I woke up one morning to hear the birds outside my window and my mother cooking breakfast downstairs.
    I have never cried so much in my entire life.
    I had been deaf since the age of 8.

  4. Gives_MeHope Gives_MeHope
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    December 26, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    A year ago, we were having speeches in my class.
    All the popular guys in my class had speeches that didn't make sense or were "cool" topics.
    One of the most "popular" guys in my class went up and talked about his sister, who died at 3 from cancer.
    He was crying in front of the entire class.

  5. Gives_MeHope Gives_MeHope
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    December 26, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    About a year ago, my dog started to go blind.
    When my cat realized this, she began helping him find his way by rubbing against his legs, running ahead of him, and meowing loudly so he could follow the sound of her voice.
    The love pets have not just for people but for each other Give Me Hope.

  6. Gives_MeHope Gives_MeHope
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    December 26, 2012 2:04pm UTC
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  7. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
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    June 20, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    Selena Gomez: Tell me tell me tell me something I don't know something I don't know
    Me: Egypt is one of the most populous countries in Africa and the Middle East. The great majority of its over 81 million people live near the banks of the Nile River, in an area of about 40,000 square kilometers (15,000 sq mi), where the only Arable land is found. The large areas of the Sahara Desert are sparsely inhabited. About half of Egypt's residents live in urban areas, with most spread across the densely populated centres of greater Cairo, Alexandria and other major cities in the Nile Delta. Monuments in Egypt such as the Giza Pyramid Complex and its Great Sphinx were constructed by its ancient civilization. Its ancient ruins, such as those of Memphis, Thebes, Karmak, and the Valley of the Kings outside Luxor, are a significant focus of archaeological study. The tourism industry and the Red Sea Riviera employ about 12% of Egypt's workforce. The economy of Egypt is one of the most diversified in the Middle East, with sectors such as tourism, agriculture, industry and service at almost equal production levels.

  8. Kaseyy61797 Kaseyy61797
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    June 20, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later, change their Facebook status to "Single"
    I fight with my parents but you don't se me change my status to "Orphan"

  9. Bubbles123456 Bubbles123456
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    June 20, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    When you finish watching a TV series and you don't know what to do with your life anymore.

  10. AngelM AngelM
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    June 20, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    ☆★ ☆★☆★☆★☆★ ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★
    "I wasn't that drunk.."
    "Dude, you cut open a pineapple saying, 'Spongebob, I Know You're In There!'"
    ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★ ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★

  11. Bluemoonchampions2012 Bluemoonchampions2012
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    June 6, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    Anything Goes
    You're the Top...you're a bendo bonnet... a Shakespeare sonnet...you're Mickey Mouse!

  12. Bluemoonchampions2012 Bluemoonchampions2012
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    June 6, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    Anything Goes
    So tell me why should it be true...that I get a kick out of you...

  13. Bluemoonchampions2012 Bluemoonchampions2012
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    June 6, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    Who are you?
    I'm the Doctor.
    Doctor who?

  14. Bluemoonchampions2012 Bluemoonchampions2012
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    June 6, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    Anything Goes
    You'd be so easy to love...

  15. Bluemoonchampions2012 Bluemoonchampions2012
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    June 6, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    Memphis
    Listen folks Perry Como was sending me into a Perry coma so lets kick it up a notch!

  16. Bluemoonchampions2012 Bluemoonchampions2012
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    June 6, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    A wonderful Quote from the one and only Ethel Merman:
    "Broadway has been very good to me. But then, I've been very good to Broadway."

  17. Bluemoonchampions2012 Bluemoonchampions2012
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    June 6, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    Wicked
    I don't cause commotions, I am one

  18. Bluemoonchampions2012 Bluemoonchampions2012
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    June 6, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    Phantom of the Opera
    Close your eyes and let music set you free...

  19. Bluemoonchampions2012 Bluemoonchampions2012
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    June 6, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    Avenue Q
    There's life outside your apartment...

  20. Bluemoonchampions2012 Bluemoonchampions2012
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    June 6, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    Your're a Good Man, Charlie Brown
    Happiness is two kinds of ice cream...

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