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  1. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    When I find out a guy likes me..
    A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.

  2. onemoreserenity52 onemoreserenity52
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2010 12:49am UTC
    when your girlfriend has
    TaylorSwift
    l y r i c s a s h e r s t a t u s ,
    you know >>you’re either doing
    [ something very right,] or
    something very wrong.

  3. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  4. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  5. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  6. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 3:02pm UTC
    Here's a random idea,
    Just out of the blue.
    How about you fall for me,
    As hard as I fell for you?

  7. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  8. trinityy_xoxox trinityy_xoxox
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    hey, what's wrong?
    Why does it matter to you, it's not like you're gonna do anything to fix it anyways?

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    penguins can't fly. i cannont fly.
    therefore, i am a penguin.

  10. kaywee27 kaywee27
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Can I call you cheerio?
    Sure, but why...?
    Becuase you're good for my heart. <3

  11. geekie324 geekie324
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Boy:You remind me of a song
    Gi r l: aww by who
    Boy:Nicki M i n a j
    Gi rl : What song , your love , super bass
    Boy: No ,Stupid hoe

  12. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    Why can't you look at me like
    you look at her?

  13. ericaa05 ericaa05
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 11:58pm UTC
    me: wow i finally understand math
    *moves onto next problem*
    me: what the hell is this

  15. LilzaxX LilzaxX
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    Facebook:
    Me:
    "Just had an amazing time with my friends.Love you all!"
    3 likes and 1 comment.
    Popular girl:
    "lol I just blinked!"
    7783 likes and 1939 comments.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Dear Ceiling Fan,
    if you could hold my weight, i'd never be bored again.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.

  18. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    When there's so much food,
    &you don't know what to eat first.
    format by h0peful

  19. kelssxo kelssxo
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    I want too..
    -Wear your sweatshirt too bed.
    -Watch scary movies with you.
    -Hold hands.
    -Kiss you in the rain.
    -Go on long walks.
    -Laugh until I can't breath.
    -Make you watch chick flicks.
    -Talk on the phone 'till sunrise.
    -Play your favorite video games.
    -Buid a fort and have a snowball fight.
    -Sit in front of the fire place and talk about life.
    -Sneak out at night and watch the stars with you.
    I want to fall hopelessly in love with you..♥

  20. lollypopgrl7 lollypopgrl7
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Substitute Teacher :
    "Does you normal teacher let you do that?"
    Students:
    "YES..."

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