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1. 
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2. weezyweee
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   May 23, 2009 10:37pm UTC
   Pickup Lines.. Girls- What to say back!
   Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
   Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
   Man: Is this seat empty?
   Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down
   Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
   Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
   Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number
   Woman: It's in the phone book
   Man: But I don't know your name
   Woman: That's in the phone book too
   Man: I know how to please a woman
   Woman: Then please leave me alone
   Man: I want to give myself to you
   Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts
   Man: Hey, baby, What's your sign?
   Woman: Stop
   Man: Your body is like a temple
   Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
   Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
   Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
   Man: Your place or mine?
   Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine
   Man: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
   Woman: Yes, but this time don't stop
   Man: I think you're the best looking girl in here
   Woman: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I?
   Man: You look like a dream
   Woman: Go back to sleep
   
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3. brun3tt3love
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   August 2, 2009 2:13am UTC
   FEMALE COMEBACKS
   Man: Where have you been all my life?
   Woman: Hiding from you.
   Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
   Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
   Man: Is this seat empty?
   Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
   Man: Your place or mine?
   Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
   Man: So, what do you do for a living?
   Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
   Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
   Woman: Do not enter.
   Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
   Woman: Unfertilized.
   Man: Your body is like a temple.
   Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
   Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
   Woman: But would you stay there?
   Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
   Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
   
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4. Titan4Life
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   December 20, 2009 8:04pm UTC
   Yesterday.
   the quiet kids phone went off in class. After he handed his phone to the
   teacher, a jock who sat in front of him, turned around and said to him,
   "Was that your girlfriend?" He looked the jock right in the eyes and
   replied "No, it was yours". I couldn't stop
   laughing all period.
   ♥MLIA♥
   
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5. rwebb_12
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   January 19, 2010 5:06am UTC
   she's just
   c r a z y a b o u t
   that boy ♥
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6. 3oh3_is_my_life
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   July 25, 2009 3:06am UTC
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7. jessicax3579
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   January 28, 2010 7:39pm UTC
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8. 
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9. simplelovexx
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   July 3, 2009 10:26am UTC
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10. rawrxmonique
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    December 27, 2009 9:33pm UTC
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11. 
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12. KheylaXoXo
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    June 3, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    Your tan looks great!
    just kidding... Willy Wonka wants you back to work.
    
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13. x3_never_let_go
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 4:39pm UTC
    Abortion
    6 weeks old today mommy
    A birthday gift for me
    A pair of big blue eyes
    Through one day I will see
    Where are we mommy
    With rain splashing down
    When it hits the sidewalk
    It makes a funny sound
    Bang through the big white doors
    People dressed in green
    If they hurt you mommy
    Just run away and scream
    Help me mommy
    They’re tearing me apart
    There goes my big blue eyes
    There goes my little heart
    I love you mommy believe me I do
    But the worst thing is
    I thought you loved me too.
    *fave if agaisnt abortion .=[
    
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14. jenben36
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    I like to pretend everythings alright.
    because when everyone thinks your fine;; sometimes you forget for a while
    that . you're . not.
    
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15. jenben36
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2010 9:12pm UTC
    I l a y h e r e a n d w a i t f o r t h e s l e e p i n g p i l l s t o k i c k i n ;
    so i can escape the hell i live in.
    
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16. jenben36
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    May 31, 2010 10:50pm UTC
    what is heart break ? heartbreak is lying on the bathroom floor trying your hardest to just breath while at the same time wondering where it all went wrong and how your gonna get up and pretend lke everyhting is alright. its, screaming into your pilllow at 2 am, and holding yourself together because you feel like someone is ripping you apart, its crying yourself to sleep every night but getting up each morning and putting on a fake smile, telling everyone your okay, when you know thats a lie because you feel like you will never ever be whole again, yeah thats heart break
    
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17. jenben36
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2010 11:07pm UTC
    Heres to the players
    &heres to the lies .
    Heres to the make-up
    that runs from our eyes.
    For all the times that
    we've been 'hurt' .
    &all of those nights
    he spent with her .
    Hours at a time
    trying to look pretty
    stressing ourselves
    by getting up early .
    I hope your satisfied
    because you crushed me.
    &All i wanted was
    For you to love me
    
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18. j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 9:21pm UTC
    if i was 16 and pregnant
    my parents wouldn't get me a TV show
    i'd get kicked out of the house :)
    credit for the edit
    
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19. BlackWalls
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 5:38pm UTC
    as the rain fell on her face
    she suddenly thought of him. but this time
    when she thought of him, she didn't want to
    cry, infact she smiled . because for the first
    time in a long time she realized she desereved
    better.
    
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20. KissMySass_x33
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    June 3, 2010 2:58pm UTC
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