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Pickup Lines.. Girls- What to say back!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore


Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?


Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number
Woman: It's in the phone book
Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too


Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone


Man: I want to give myself to you
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts


Man: Hey, baby, What's your sign?
Woman: Stop


Man: Your body is like a temple
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?


Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine

Man: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Woman: Yes, but this time don't stop


Man: I think you're the best looking girl in here
Woman: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I?

Man: You look like a dream
Woman: Go back to sleep

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Pickup Lines.. Girls- What to say back! Man: Haven't I seen you

31 faves · 4 comments · May 23, 2009 10:37pm

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weezyweee · 1 decade ago
haha :)
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ljb18 · 1 decade ago
lol love it and i will use these to my advantage! hehe
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Fanpire1901 · 1 decade ago
This is genius! LOVE, love, love it!
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yooitscharliie · 1 decade ago
lol i really like this!
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