Pickup Lines..
Girls- What to say back!
Man: Haven't I seen you
someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there
anymore
Man: Is this seat
empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit
down
Man: So, wanna go
back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit
under a rock?
Woman: It's in the phone book
Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too Man: I'd like to call
you. What's your number
Man: I know how to
please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone
Man: I want to give
myself to you
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap
gifts
Man: Hey, baby,
What's your sign?
Woman: Stop
Man: Your body is
like a temple
Woman: Sorry, there are no services
today
Man: I would go to
the end of the world for you
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: Your place or
mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to
mine
Man: Do you believe
in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Woman: Yes, but this time don't stop
Man: I think you're
the best looking girl in here
Woman: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best
looking guy then, hadn't I?
Man: You look
like a dream
Woman: Go back to
sleep
31 faves · 4 comments · May 23, 2009 10:37pm
ljb18
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1 decade ago
lol love it and i will use these to my advantage! hehe
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Fanpire1901
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1 decade ago
This is genius! LOVE, love, love it!
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yooitscharliie
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1 decade ago
lol i really like this!
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weezyweee · 1 decade ago
haha :)
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