XxXxDontDieXxXx's Favorites

hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 6:43pm UTC

Does anyone else wonder which
Disney stars are virgins?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 197 points

Sarahbear96
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 9:08pm UTC

I hate it
When you make a quote and nobody presses the ❤Button

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 310 points

itsallie0x
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 9:24pm UTC

Boy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Girl:OMG, what did you get me?
Boy:See that pink Mercedes?
Girl: OMG YES!
Boy: I got you a tooth brush, the same color
nmq\nmf

👍 this is good · read the comments · 347 points

itsallie0x
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 8:42pm UTC

I hate when spiders just sit there;
And act like they pay rent..

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 288 points

Angiebabe16
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 11:38am UTC

When I first joined witty,
Me: lol..who's this steve guy...
Me: whats nmq mean...lol...
Me: Why does your quote look so cool
Me: how did you make your background black..lol..
Me: lol..whats HTML
Me: What's nmf mean..
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Oh..
nmf

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1230 points

gtills12
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 6:09pm UTC

When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile,
and very politely say...
You hit like a girl.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 209 points

carson5482
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 6:17pm UTC

*in the hospital*
Mom: I'd like to name her Sarah.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name is already taken. However, you can still have Sarah4343 or Sarah_12.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 230 points

BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 10:45pm UTC

Her diary:Tonight my husband was acting weird. We had plans to go out to dinner. I was shopping all day with my girlfriends and was running late, so I figured he'd be upset, but really he wasn't. After dinner, I suggested we go some place quiet to talk and he agreed, but he didn't say much. I am really starting to worry, because usually he won't keep quiet. On the way home I leaned over and whispered in his ear, "I love you," He smiled, looked at me and nodded, but didn't say a word. When we got home, we sat in an awkward silence in front of the tv for about half an hour before I finally decided I couldn't handle the pressure anymore and I went to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came in and feel asleep, as soon as he was out, I cried. I am so terrified his mind is on someone else.
His diary:Mortorcycle won't start today. Wish I knew why.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 413 points

Jenababe19
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 11:22pm UTC

------------♥------------
I am 19 and pregnant...
you guys should help me pick out names?
------------♥------------
nmq
nmlk

👍 this is good · read the comments · 458 points

lolsince98
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 9:22pm UTC

"No offense..."
Be prepared to be offended. Very offended.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 435 points

shulesluvvah*
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 9:11pm UTC

Finding Nemo 2? Didn't they already find him?
Stop getting lost, Nemo!

👍 this is good · read the comments · 442 points

GottaLoveME7950
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 7:09pm UTC

5 things that annoy
me;;
#1: When my favorite song comes on the radio as i get out of the car.
#2: When i'm waiting for a text & get one from the wrong person.
#3: When people try talking to me while i have headphones in.
#4: When my brain reminds me of something i want to forget.
#5: Waiting a whole week to see the next episode of your favorite show
nmq/nmf

👍 this is good · read the comments · 342 points