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  1. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
    My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
    of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
    Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
    "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
    MILA.

  2. KennethLovesMusic KennethLovesMusic
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    This story is so horrible.
    http://blog.makmoden.com/?p=677
    She was tortured for 44 days until she died.
    Her killers are free men.
    Fave if you think they should have been jailed for life.

  3. makk makk
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 5:09pm UTC
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  4. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    i'm the girl that would
    choose sweatpants over skirts anyday. i'm the girl
    whose room looks like a tornado went through it. i'm
    the girl that doesnt wake up extra early to look nice.
    i'm the girl that has two hairstyles ; up or down. i'm
    the girl that eats . i'm the girl that can't walk in heels
    without killing myself .. or someone else. i'm the girl
    that doesn't pretend to be stupid. i'm the girl that
    means what she says. i'm the girl that manages to
    hold myself together, and say i'm fine, even when
    everything is going wrong. i'm the girl with her
    middle finger held high. i'm the girl thats tougher
    than a lot of guys. and i'm the girl that really doesn't
    care what people think.

  5. ellie33 ellie33
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 11:11pm UTC
    Anyone else wish there was a real build-a-bra, like on icarly? just me?. ♥

  6. SimplyPamela SimplyPamela
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 12:28am UTC
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  7. Sunshine1995 Sunshine1995
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 9:11am UTC
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    Today, I went on Facebook.
    I saw it was a boy's I know birthday, so I went to his profile to wish him a happy birthday.
    I noticed that his relationship status was still "In a Relationship" and it had his girlfriend listed.
    She died a year ago.

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  9. PurpleGlasses_ PurpleGlasses_
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 1:04am UTC
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    Have you ever noticed,
    last minute plans A L W A Y S turn out the best.

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  10. shaunna* shaunna*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 10:24pm UTC
    &&after all the quotes about him..
    We are finally dating♥
    * can i get 11 favorites for June 11, 2011?♥


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  12. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC
    Favorite this quote if..
    You're in the middle of heartbreak.
    You're battling cancer.
    You've lost a friend.
    You've changed this year.
    You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
    You've been bullied this year.
    You've been cheated on.
    Someone in your family has died.
    Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
    You've gotten major surgery this year.
    You're depressed.
    Favorite this quote if..
    you're going through something that no one could
    ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
    so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.

  13. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #64
    Justin once told a girl she is beautiful because
    he overheard her telling her friend that she
    will never be good enough.

  14. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #65
    At a sound check, a fan asked Justin for a hug,
    but he was too far away so he hugged himself
    and said "That's for you."

  15. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #66
    With the help of his fans, Justin raised
    150,000 pounds of food for the Food Bank.

  16. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #68
    When Justin won the VMA, he said to Jaden Smith,
    "I can't stop smiling!"
    Jaden replied with
    "When you smile, I smile."

  17. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #72
    Justin likes going to malls in different cities
    to meet to new girls.

  18. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 6:20pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #74
    Justin says he doesn't like chocolate,
    but he would not refuse a twix.

  19. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #76
    If Justin looks at you and smiles,
    that means he thinks your pretty.

  20. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    favorite this if
    your paren'ts aren't virgins.
    Those dirty skanks.

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