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1. mcorbett105
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2012 3:32pm UTC
   My ex updated his facebook status to
   "standing on the edge of a cliff"
   . . . so i poked him.
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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2. gb427
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 10:35pm UTC
   Brocoli: I look like a tree.
   Walnut: I look like a brain.
   Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
   Banana: Guys.. C'mon change the topic..
   
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3. yessi
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 8:08pm UTC
   I'm A Female.
   Fe = Iron
   Male = Man
   Therefore I Am Iron Man.
   nmq
   
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4. runningislife*
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 9:29pm UTC
   Mom: You're so pretty!
   Friends: Give some of your prettiness
   Aunt: You could win a beauty pageant!
   Dad: How much do I have to pay this month for your cosmetics?
   Grandparents: I will pay for your whole wedding♥
   Mom: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
   Best Friends: Y U NO UGLY?!
   Society: So.. what shall we name this new species?
   mq,mf
   
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5. frisseko2
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 7:47pm UTC
   Why isn't school in showers?
   I mean, that's the only place we think..
   Format by twilightgirl995
   
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6. SarahMayour
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 7:07pm UTC
   Peeking out of your 3D glasses during a movie just to see the diffrenece. <3
   
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7. marisa_is_hawt
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2012 8:31am UTC
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8. alexislynn1234
   posted a quote
   May 5, 2012 9:53pm UTC
   I can't set my hopes too high, because
   every hello ends with goodbye.
   ♥
   
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9. BeatleManiacXD
   posted a quote
   May 5, 2012 9:23pm UTC
   That mini-spaz attack when your favorite song comes on.
   nmf
   
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10. MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 11:32am UTC
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    You know the movie 'Mall Cop"
    That was filmed
    at the mall I go to(:
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11. Heidi_Veronica
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 9:32pm UTC
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12. hisblueeyes
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 10:07am UTC
    girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    boy: I know.
    girl: I love you!
    boy: I love you more!
    *after heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    girl: Where is he?
    dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
    girl: *starts crying*
    dad: Just kidding he went to the bathroom.
    
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13. yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    Nemo's Friends: Don't touch the boat!
    Nemo: YOLO!
    
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14. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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15. hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Who else remembers whenSitting in the back of the bus was the coolest thing ever.
    
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16. superfish12
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    FaceBook is my friend,
    YouTube is my voice,
    Google is my brain,
    Witty is my heart.
    
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17. xStoleMyHeart
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 2:56am UTC
    ‎
    #Imagine
    You: the stars are beautiful tonight
    Zayn: do you know who else is beautiful?"
    You: who? *blushes*
    Zayn: me.
    
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18. cboelk
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:20am UTC
    So there's this girl...
    She's beautiful. And she's reading this.. Right now.
    
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19. xomadilynxoo
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    guyS are like bra's ;
    They hook up behind your back
    Format by kclove5 ©
    
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20. standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 7:39am UTC
    nmf
    i hate getting
    flashbacks of things i don't even want to remember.
    
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