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funkyfunkyfresh
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February 20, 2009 4:52am UTC

Things u HAVE to do in a supa-market!!!
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
hope you like it <3

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XxJessxisxherexX
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February 17, 2009 6:07pm UTC

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BowDownBitch
posted a quote
November 3, 2009 8:15am UTC

Happy Birthday To Me (:
mhhm thats right

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BowDownBitch
posted a quote
October 31, 2009 1:44pm UTC

Me and my friends are so . s i c k .
x x x we're cxoxnxtxaxgxixoxuxs.
*credit for everything please=]

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lexiloo1994
posted a quote
October 12, 2009 3:06pm UTC

I have a secret #1
Every morning, I wake up, turn my phone on and pray that you texted me in the night.

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XoErinPeaceLoveoX
posted a quote
October 18, 2009 2:33pm UTC

but i miss s c r e a m i n g and fighting
and k i s s i n g in the rain
its 2 a.m and im cursing y o u r n a m e
so in l o v e that your acting insane
and
thats the way i loved you
-taylor swiftt.
this quotee doesntt mean im in lovee or break up or blahh blah blah, i just likee the songg.

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BowDownBitch
posted a quote
October 18, 2009 12:12pm UTC

I get knocked down.
But I get up again
Your never gonna keep me down.
Not my fade
my edit though

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greeenbandaidsx3
posted a quote
October 17, 2009 8:37pm UTC

I wonder why most guys are inconsiderate retards.
Don't they understand that a girl is something
to cherish and keep special in your heart?
Joe Jonas
- i always wondered
why he's my favorite.

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dancecheerxoxo
posted a quote
October 12, 2009 4:17pm UTC

Today,
I was looking for a Hallloween costume. In the store I was in,there are signs organizing the different types of costumes. I decided to look under the "Terrifing Creatures" assortment. The first costume? Hannah Monatana. I like this store.
MLIA

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XoErinPeaceLoveoX
posted a quote
October 15, 2009 7:51pm UTC

lights {{camera}} action
here comes the main attraction
B.E.S.T F.R.I.E.N.D.S
lovee youss <33
-haha, lovee thisss. got the idea from someone on buddy4u.com and i reallyy likedd itt

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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loveisonitsway
posted a quote
September 6, 2009 11:14pm UTC

& did you know ?
kissing for
-->1 minute<--
burns
26 calories.

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xXxRandomxXx
posted a quote
October 30, 2008 11:46am UTC

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"When I was born I was black,""When I grew up I was black,""When I'm sick I'm black,""When I go in the sun I'm black,""When I'm cold I'm black,""When I die I'll be black.""But you sir...""When you're born you're pink,""When you grow up you're white,""When you're sick, you're green,""When you go in the sun you turn red,""When you're cold you turn blue,""And when you die you turn purple.""And you have the nerve to call me colored"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...STOP RACISIM!!Rate high if you agree^

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XoErinPeaceLoveoX
posted a quote
October 14, 2009 10:06pm UTC

how many i told ya's and
start over's and
shoulders have you cried on before
how many promises?
be honest girl
how many tears you let hit the floor
-justin bieber
one less lonely girl
favoritee.
this is my 2nd quote ever.
first lyric quote.

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soccerchic223
posted a quote
February 16, 2009 1:44pm UTC

dont you think its hilarious when..
a boy tries to impress you by doing a basketball trick but he screws up and and trips?

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BowDownBitch
posted a quote
May 3, 2009 8:57am UTC

Your my girls and I support you to the fullest
And if you decide to shoot up the place,
You best believe I'll be the one bringing the
The bullets

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BowDownBitch
posted a quote
July 2, 2009 7:20pm UTC

Life can sometimes be a stormÜ
But, just the same
It will always pass.Ö
*100% credit to me!

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BowDownBitch
posted a quote
September 9, 2009 7:47pm UTC

9/9/09!
Really random but just wanted to celebrate!

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BowDownBitch
posted a quote
September 23, 2009 5:55pm UTC

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BowDownBitch
posted a quote
September 28, 2009 5:55pm UTC

& have you ever noticed;
When you go over someones house and you see
the coolest thing ever;
they always say,
"Oh, thats broken".
haha i mean really?
lol credit..

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