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  1. IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 5:14pm UTC
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  2. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Whenever you go to the doctors
    and the doctor asks you what's wrong
    you turn to your mom
    and she explains everything (:
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥

  3. katieXOalice katieXOalice
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Fav if;
    You are shorter than
    5'8...
    :D

  4. brwneydgrl brwneydgrl
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    Click the ♥
    if you love Jesus,
    and your
    not ashamed to
    say so.
    (:
    Notmyformat.

  5. rawrxmonique rawrxmonique
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2009 9:33pm UTC
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  6. mrsniallhoran00 mrsniallhoran00
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    Girl: Do you like me
    Boy: no
    Girl: Do you want me
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you cry if i walked away
    Boy: no
    * Girl walks away crying but boy stops her*
    Boy: i don't like you i love you i don't want you i need you i wouldn't cry if you walked away i would die !

  7. forgottenlover forgottenlover
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    We were on a date at a restraunt. Somehow, we got into an argument on whether I was pretty or not. In the middle of us arguing, Just The Way You Are by Bruno Mars started playing. He stopped and told me "You know what? Listen to the song. It fits you perfectly." I love that boy so much(:

  8. cheerfreak653 cheerfreak653
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    us teenage kids,
    we mess up, break up, lie, cheat, feel like the world
    is crashing down, and try to fill shoes way too big for us.
    but one thing we're pretty good at is hanging on.
    not mine(:

  9. CrazyGirlie CrazyGirlie
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    July 25, 2012 7:52pm UTC
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  10. cheerchic9711 cheerchic9711
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Reasons why I'm fat,
    1. I eat when I'm bored.
    2. I'm always bored.

  11. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    Witty, Please Help Me
    I Have A Dog Named Villan And He's Been With Me For My Whole Life.
    Throught Child Hood. And Elementary School. He Was My Friend When No One Else Was , And He Never Judged Me. He May Be A Dog, But I Love Him Like A Human.He's VERY VERY Sick And Might Not Make It Throught The Week. Help Me And Most Of All Villan With A Prayer, He's My Buddy I NEED Him .
    I Love You Villan ♥ PLEASE Ge Better
    One Like = One Prayer

  12. hello_world hello_world
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Its been almost two weeks since I've cut...
    I cant let a blade take over my life.

  13. soccermeel10 soccermeel10
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    swag swag swag on Lou
    chillin' by the fire, niall's eatin' fondue
    harry knows about me
    liam knows about you
    so say hello to dj malik in
    3..2.. FLICK!

  14. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    {♥} if you were born on your birthday

  15. Allison13Xoxo Allison13Xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    "I wouldn't want to be anybody else!" Well my dear Selena,If I was rich,famous and dating Justin Bieber, I probrably wouldn't want to be anyone else either.

  16. MyMayday MyMayday
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    2012: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number... so call me maybe.
    1800's: Greetings. I just had the pleasure of your encounter and the experience is mind boggling, but I shall give you a piece of paper informing you of how you can contact me... so please consider talking to me.

  17. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    I would date a british boy...
    or four, and an Irish one.

  18. SparksFlyxXx SparksFlyxXx
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Teacher: Ok class, please copy what I have written on the board. Student:Then move out of the way, idiot. nmf

  19. _kidsinlove _kidsinlove
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Zack & Cody graduated
    Hannah Montana is going to college
    Lizzie McGuire had a baby
    Harry Potter is married with kids
    Probably time for me to
    stop laughing when people say "poop"

  20. xFamiidax xFamiidax
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    everyone is saying witty has chat.
    WHERE?

:)

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